I WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND QUICKLY FOUND MYSELF STARING BLANKLY AT AN ARTICLE ANNOUNCING THAT KIRSTEN DUNST IS NOW IN REHAB. THIS IS VERY DISTURBING TO ME, AS I LOVE KIRSTEN DUNST. I THINK SHE IS PRECIOUS AND TWO OF MY TOP TEN FAVORITE MOVIES OF ALL TIME STAR HER. SO I NOW LEAVE YOU WITH CLIPS FROM THESE TWO MOVIES, AND ASK YOU TO PLEASE REMEMBER THE KIRSTEN DUNST THAT DID NOT NEED TO GO TO REHAB...
WIMBLEDON (IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT DON'T JUST WALK, BUT RUN TO GO GET IT!)
AND OF COURSE BRING IT ON!
... OF WHICH I OBVIOUSLY HAVE EVERY WORD OF EVERY CHEER IN THE MOVIE MEMORIZED. AND YES, I AM BEING DEAD SERIOUS.
I WILL BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO PERFORM THESE CHEERS FOR YOU IN KIRSTEN DUNST'S ABSENCE UNTIL SHE IS ABLE TO RETURN FROM HER STAY IN UTAH AND RESUME THESE DUTIES AGAIN.
IN THE MEANTIME, I SUGGEST THAT EVERYONE TAKE THE ADVICE OF SPARKY POLASTRI, AND LEARN HOW TO PROPERLY DO SPIRIT FINGERS SO WE CAN GIVE KIRSTEN THE WELCOME HOME SHE DESERVES.
THANK YOU,
BAXTER
WIMBLEDON (IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT DON'T JUST WALK, BUT RUN TO GO GET IT!)
AND OF COURSE BRING IT ON!
... OF WHICH I OBVIOUSLY HAVE EVERY WORD OF EVERY CHEER IN THE MOVIE MEMORIZED. AND YES, I AM BEING DEAD SERIOUS.
I WILL BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO PERFORM THESE CHEERS FOR YOU IN KIRSTEN DUNST'S ABSENCE UNTIL SHE IS ABLE TO RETURN FROM HER STAY IN UTAH AND RESUME THESE DUTIES AGAIN.
IN THE MEANTIME, I SUGGEST THAT EVERYONE TAKE THE ADVICE OF SPARKY POLASTRI, AND LEARN HOW TO PROPERLY DO SPIRIT FINGERS SO WE CAN GIVE KIRSTEN THE WELCOME HOME SHE DESERVES.
THANK YOU,
BAXTER
2 comments:
T-T-T-Torrance!!
xoxo, nicole
"Brrr, it's cold in here. There must be some Toros in the atmosphere." Get well soon Kirsten!
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