OK- SO I HAVE BEEN TOTALLY ENGROSSED IN THIS SHOW THAT I STUMBLED UPON THIS EVENING CALLED "GONE COUNTRY" ON CMT. FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE NOT FROM THE SOUTH OR HAVE NO FAMILIARITY WITH THE FABULOUS WORLD OF COUNTRY MUSIC WHATSOEVER, CMT STANDS FOR COUNTRY MUSIC TELEVISION. NOW, THIS SHOW HAS APPARENTLY BEEN ON FOR A FEW WEEKS BECAUSE I AM WATCHING A MARATHON OF SORTS. I AM ALSO TRYING TO BIDE TIME UNTIL THE LOUISIANA, NEBRASKA AND WASHINGTON PRIMARY RESULTS COME IN.
THE PREMISE OF THIS SHOW IS THAT THIS CAST OF FAMOUS PEOPLE WILL COMPETE FOR A RECORD DEAL THAT WILL BE GIVEN TO THEM AND PRODUCED FOR THEM BY JOHN RICH...
OF BIG AND RICH FAME, WHO IS ACTUALLY REALLY ATTRACTIVE, WHICH IS DIFFICULT TO NOTICE WITH BIG AROUND HIM ALL THE TIME.
ANYWAY, SO THIS SHOW IS LITERALLY LIKE WATCHING A TRAINWRECK. I ALMOST CAN'T FORCE MYSELF TO CHANGE THE CHANNEL. HERE'S WHY.
THE PREMISE OF THIS SHOW IS THAT THIS CAST OF FAMOUS PEOPLE WILL COMPETE FOR A RECORD DEAL THAT WILL BE GIVEN TO THEM AND PRODUCED FOR THEM BY JOHN RICH...
OF BIG AND RICH FAME, WHO IS ACTUALLY REALLY ATTRACTIVE, WHICH IS DIFFICULT TO NOTICE WITH BIG AROUND HIM ALL THE TIME.
ANYWAY, SO THIS SHOW IS LITERALLY LIKE WATCHING A TRAINWRECK. I ALMOST CAN'T FORCE MYSELF TO CHANGE THE CHANNEL. HERE'S WHY.
MEET THE CAST:
MARCIA BRADY
NOW, SHE CRIES A LOT, IS AFRAID TO GET ONSTAGE & IN ALL LIKELIHOOD IS MENTALLY UNSTABLE.
CARNIE WILSON
SHE WAS ON CAMERA HAVING A GASTRIC BYPASS, HAVING A BABY & DEALING WITH NUMEROUS ADDICTIONS. IT SHOULD NOT SURPRISE ANYONE THAT SHE IS ON THIS SHOW.
JULIO IGLESIAS, JR.
HE'S REALLY HOT. THAT'S ABOUT ALL I CAN GATHER FROM HIM SO FAR. ALSO HE LIKES YELLOW FOOD.
SISQO
YES... OF "THE THONG SONG" FAME. HE ACTUALLY SEEMS PRETTY LIKABLE.
DIANA DEGARMO
FROM AMERICAN IDOL AND BROADWAY. I VOTED FOR HER OVER FANTASIA ON AI AND I STAND BY THAT VOTE TODAY. SHE'S REALLY REALLY GOOD.
DEE SNYDER
FRONTMAN OF TWISTED SISTER. HE'S OKAY BUT I AM NOT QUITE SURE WHAT THE HELL HE IS DOING ON THIS SHOW.
AND... WAIT FOR IT...
BOBBY BROWN
WHO HAS THUS FAR BEEN WASTED EVERY SINGLE NIGHT HE HAS BEEN ON THIS SHOW, AND JUST TRIED TO PEE ON DEE SNYDER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT THINKING DEE'S BED WAS THE BATHROOM.
HE IS SINGLE-HANDEDLY WHAT MAKES THIS SHOW A TRAINWRECK.
ALSO, ON A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT NOTE, I FIND IT SO IRONIC THAT AN MSNBC ANALYST SUGGESTED THAT CHELSEA CLINTON WAS BEING "PIMPED OUT" BY HER PARENTS, OOPS I MEAN HER MOTHER'S CAMPAIGN FOR CALLING SUPERDELEGATES PERSONALLY, AS WELL AS THE LADIES OF "THE VIEW"...
TO ENCOURAGE THEM TO SUPPORT HER MOTHER, WHICH HAS CAUSED SENATOR CLINTON TO QUESTION HER INVOLVEMENT IN THE UPCOMING MSNBC DEBATE. THIS IS, OF COURSE ONE OF THE DEBATES SHE IS DYING TO HAVE BECAUSE IT'S FREE MEDIA AND HER CAMPAIN IS STRUGGLING FOR FUNDS.
SEE, THE REASON I FIND THIS FUNNY IS BECAUSE HILLARY HAD ZERO PROBLEM COMMITTING TO DO A DEBATE ON FOX NEWS, WHICH CALLED SENATOR OBAMA A MUSLIM WHO ATTENDED A RADICAL MUSLIM SCHOOL AS A CHILD WHICH TRAINS TERRORISTS. SHE THEN BALKED AT THE IDEA THAT BARACK OBAMA WAS REFUSING TO DO A DEBATE ON THIS NETWORK. THIS NETWORK, BY THE WAY, WHICH PRETTY MUCH STARTED THE RUMORS ABOUT OBAMA, AND WHEN OTHER NEWS NETWORKS PROVED THEIR REPORTS WERE FALSE OPTED NOT TO APOLOGIZE FOR THEIR ERROR, BUT INSTEAD SUGGESTED THAT THEIR REPORTS WERE SIMPLY THE ANCHORS "OPINIONS".
CALL ME CRAZY BUT ISN'T THE PRINCIPLE OF THESE TWO NETWORKS ERRORS ALMOST THE SAME THING?? ACTUALLY, I WOULD CALL THE FOX NEWS REPORT SIGNIFICANTLY WORSE, SINCE SEVERAL PEOPLE STILL BELIEVE THIS MADE UP STORY TO BE ACCURATE. BUT HEY. THAT'S JUST ME.
ON A TOTALLY DIFFERENT NOTE, THANK THE DEAR LORD JOHNNY FAIRPLAY IS LONG GONE FROM SURVIVOR. I DON'T CARE IF HE WANTED TO GO HOME, HE IS A TOTAL LOSER AND I AM SO GLAD HE IS GONE. HE AND HIS FAKE TEETH CAUSE DANNY BONADUCE KNOCKED HIS REAL ONES OUT CAN GO CRY A RIVER SOMEWHERE ON THE MEAN STREETS OF LA. I WAS ABSOLUTELY THRILLED TO SEE YAU-MAN, OZZIE AND JAMES IN THE CAST!! I THINK IT'S HILARIOUS THAT YAU ACTUALLY KNOCKED FAIRPLAY'S HEAD INTO THE BOAT TO GET THE IMMUNITY IDOL. IT WAS EASILY MY FAVORITE MOMENT OF THE NIGHT. BY THE WAY, I HAVE NO IDEA WHO AMI OR ELIZA ARE, BUT ELIZA HAS THE BEADIEST EYES I HAVE EVER SEEN WHICH REMINDS ME OF SOMETHING.
HEY... IF ANYONE KNOWS HOW I CAN BECOME A SUPERDELEGATE LET ME KNOW!! THERE SEEMS TO BE THOUSANDS OF THEM RUNNING AROUND FOR NO APPARENT REASON. THEY HAVEN'T BEEN ELECTED TO ANYTHING AND PROBABLY PAID FOR THEIR SEAT IN THE DELEGATE SECTION OF THE ARENA. LET ME KNOW HOW I CAN GET IN ON THE ACTION.
TO CLOSE, IT IS GOING TO BE A GOOD NIGHT! AS I AM TYPING THIS, WASHINGTON AND NEBRASKA HAVE JUST CRUSHED HILLARY IN FAVOR OF OBAMA, AS WELL AS THE VIRGIN ISLANDS (I KNOW... I DIDN'T KNOW THEY COULD VOTE EITHER!) AND LOUISIANA WAS JUST CHECKED INTO HIS COLUMN AS WELL. YAHOO!!! BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY, MY FRIEND JOHN DAVID FREEMON IS HOME FOR A TWO WEEK LEAVE FROM IRAQ, AND I'M JUST GLAD THAT HE IS HOME, EVEN THOUGH HE HAS TO GO BACK SOON.
XOXO,
BAX
MARCIA BRADY
NOW, SHE CRIES A LOT, IS AFRAID TO GET ONSTAGE & IN ALL LIKELIHOOD IS MENTALLY UNSTABLE.
CARNIE WILSON
SHE WAS ON CAMERA HAVING A GASTRIC BYPASS, HAVING A BABY & DEALING WITH NUMEROUS ADDICTIONS. IT SHOULD NOT SURPRISE ANYONE THAT SHE IS ON THIS SHOW.
JULIO IGLESIAS, JR.
HE'S REALLY HOT. THAT'S ABOUT ALL I CAN GATHER FROM HIM SO FAR. ALSO HE LIKES YELLOW FOOD.
SISQO
YES... OF "THE THONG SONG" FAME. HE ACTUALLY SEEMS PRETTY LIKABLE.
DIANA DEGARMO
FROM AMERICAN IDOL AND BROADWAY. I VOTED FOR HER OVER FANTASIA ON AI AND I STAND BY THAT VOTE TODAY. SHE'S REALLY REALLY GOOD.
DEE SNYDER
FRONTMAN OF TWISTED SISTER. HE'S OKAY BUT I AM NOT QUITE SURE WHAT THE HELL HE IS DOING ON THIS SHOW.
AND... WAIT FOR IT...
BOBBY BROWN
WHO HAS THUS FAR BEEN WASTED EVERY SINGLE NIGHT HE HAS BEEN ON THIS SHOW, AND JUST TRIED TO PEE ON DEE SNYDER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT THINKING DEE'S BED WAS THE BATHROOM.
HE IS SINGLE-HANDEDLY WHAT MAKES THIS SHOW A TRAINWRECK.
ALSO, ON A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT NOTE, I FIND IT SO IRONIC THAT AN MSNBC ANALYST SUGGESTED THAT CHELSEA CLINTON WAS BEING "PIMPED OUT" BY HER PARENTS, OOPS I MEAN HER MOTHER'S CAMPAIGN FOR CALLING SUPERDELEGATES PERSONALLY, AS WELL AS THE LADIES OF "THE VIEW"...
TO ENCOURAGE THEM TO SUPPORT HER MOTHER, WHICH HAS CAUSED SENATOR CLINTON TO QUESTION HER INVOLVEMENT IN THE UPCOMING MSNBC DEBATE. THIS IS, OF COURSE ONE OF THE DEBATES SHE IS DYING TO HAVE BECAUSE IT'S FREE MEDIA AND HER CAMPAIN IS STRUGGLING FOR FUNDS.
SEE, THE REASON I FIND THIS FUNNY IS BECAUSE HILLARY HAD ZERO PROBLEM COMMITTING TO DO A DEBATE ON FOX NEWS, WHICH CALLED SENATOR OBAMA A MUSLIM WHO ATTENDED A RADICAL MUSLIM SCHOOL AS A CHILD WHICH TRAINS TERRORISTS. SHE THEN BALKED AT THE IDEA THAT BARACK OBAMA WAS REFUSING TO DO A DEBATE ON THIS NETWORK. THIS NETWORK, BY THE WAY, WHICH PRETTY MUCH STARTED THE RUMORS ABOUT OBAMA, AND WHEN OTHER NEWS NETWORKS PROVED THEIR REPORTS WERE FALSE OPTED NOT TO APOLOGIZE FOR THEIR ERROR, BUT INSTEAD SUGGESTED THAT THEIR REPORTS WERE SIMPLY THE ANCHORS "OPINIONS".
CALL ME CRAZY BUT ISN'T THE PRINCIPLE OF THESE TWO NETWORKS ERRORS ALMOST THE SAME THING?? ACTUALLY, I WOULD CALL THE FOX NEWS REPORT SIGNIFICANTLY WORSE, SINCE SEVERAL PEOPLE STILL BELIEVE THIS MADE UP STORY TO BE ACCURATE. BUT HEY. THAT'S JUST ME.
ON A TOTALLY DIFFERENT NOTE, THANK THE DEAR LORD JOHNNY FAIRPLAY IS LONG GONE FROM SURVIVOR. I DON'T CARE IF HE WANTED TO GO HOME, HE IS A TOTAL LOSER AND I AM SO GLAD HE IS GONE. HE AND HIS FAKE TEETH CAUSE DANNY BONADUCE KNOCKED HIS REAL ONES OUT CAN GO CRY A RIVER SOMEWHERE ON THE MEAN STREETS OF LA. I WAS ABSOLUTELY THRILLED TO SEE YAU-MAN, OZZIE AND JAMES IN THE CAST!! I THINK IT'S HILARIOUS THAT YAU ACTUALLY KNOCKED FAIRPLAY'S HEAD INTO THE BOAT TO GET THE IMMUNITY IDOL. IT WAS EASILY MY FAVORITE MOMENT OF THE NIGHT. BY THE WAY, I HAVE NO IDEA WHO AMI OR ELIZA ARE, BUT ELIZA HAS THE BEADIEST EYES I HAVE EVER SEEN WHICH REMINDS ME OF SOMETHING.
HEY... IF ANYONE KNOWS HOW I CAN BECOME A SUPERDELEGATE LET ME KNOW!! THERE SEEMS TO BE THOUSANDS OF THEM RUNNING AROUND FOR NO APPARENT REASON. THEY HAVEN'T BEEN ELECTED TO ANYTHING AND PROBABLY PAID FOR THEIR SEAT IN THE DELEGATE SECTION OF THE ARENA. LET ME KNOW HOW I CAN GET IN ON THE ACTION.
TO CLOSE, IT IS GOING TO BE A GOOD NIGHT! AS I AM TYPING THIS, WASHINGTON AND NEBRASKA HAVE JUST CRUSHED HILLARY IN FAVOR OF OBAMA, AS WELL AS THE VIRGIN ISLANDS (I KNOW... I DIDN'T KNOW THEY COULD VOTE EITHER!) AND LOUISIANA WAS JUST CHECKED INTO HIS COLUMN AS WELL. YAHOO!!! BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY, MY FRIEND JOHN DAVID FREEMON IS HOME FOR A TWO WEEK LEAVE FROM IRAQ, AND I'M JUST GLAD THAT HE IS HOME, EVEN THOUGH HE HAS TO GO BACK SOON.
XOXO,
BAX
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