OH THE DRAMA!!

FAREWELL DANNY BOY. I FIND IT IRONIC THAT THIS YOUTUBE APPEARED ONLY AFTER THIS LOSER GOT THE AMERICAN IDOL BOOT...



CLASSY.

ALSO DOES ANYONE ELSE FIND IT COMPLETELY IMPOSSIBLE THAT THIS IS K-FED?? I AM CONVINCED THIS IS PHOTO SHOPPED!

I WOULD LIKE TO SAY THAT IF YOU HAVE YET TO WATCH "OPRAH'S BIG GIVE" YOU ARE SERIOUSLY MISSING OUT!! I FEEL LIKE I AM HAVING A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN EVERY SUNDAY WHEN THIS SHOW IS ON. BUT IT'S A GOOD NERVOUS BREAKDOWN, IF THERE IS SUCH A THING.

THE BACHELOR STARTS TONIGHT AND IT'S ONE OF THOSE "WHERE ARE THEY NOW" SHOWS. I FIND IT INTERESTING THEY WOULD EVEN DO THIS SHOW SINCE THE ONLY BACHELOR TO STILL HAVE A RELATIONSHIP WITH THE WOMAN WHO GOT THE FINAL ROSE IS BYRON.

AND HIS BACHELOR PICK WAS ARRESTED FOR ASSAULTING HIM LATE LAST YEAR.

IN HAPPIER NEWS, THE NEW BACHELORETTE WILL BE ON AGAIN SOON. AND THEY HAVE CHOSEN HER PERFECTLY!! DEANNA FROM THE LAST BACHELOR WHO BRAD THE CAD INITIALLY CHOSE BEFORE HE CHICKENED OUT AND LET HER GO WILL BE THE NEXT BACHELORETTE!

I CAN'T BELIEVE I STILL WATCH THIS SHOW RELIGIOUSLY BUT I DO. I LOVE THE DRAMA OF IT ALL.

XOXO,
BACHELORETTE BAXTER :-)

AMERICA...

I WOULD LIKE TO THANK YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART FOR RIDDING ME OF THE SECOND COMING OF SANJAYA MALAKAR...

DANNY NORIEGA.

SERIOUSLY. MY SINCEREST THANKS.

I DO HOWEVER FEEL THAT ASIA'H EPPERSON AND ALAINA WHITAKER (WHO WAS ELIMINATED LAST WEEK) WERE ROBBED OF THEIR TOP 12 SEATS BY KATIE LEE COOK AND AMANDA OVERMYER.

AMERICA, HELP RID ME OF THIS ROCK AND ROLL NURSE. I AM STARTING TO HAVE NIGHTMARES.

ALSO, I DON'T WANT TO JINX IT OR ANYTHING, BUT I AM PRETTY SURE MY MAN OZZY SECURED HIMSELF A SEAT AT THE FINAL 4 SURVIVOR TABLE TONIGHT. HE'S THE BEST ATHLETE TO EVER PLAY THE GAME, PLUS HE'S SMART AND RIDICULOUSLY HOT. WHAT MORE COULD YOU ASK FOR IN A REALITY SHOW CONTESTANT.

GOD BLESS AMERICA Y'ALL!!!