OKAY, THIS BLOG IS TWO DAYS PAST DUE… HERE’S WHY.
1. I THOUGHT I POSTED THIS MONDAY AND APPARENTLY SAVED IT IN DRAFTS INSTEAD.
2. MY LAPTOP BATTERY DIED AND I HAD TO REPLACE IT. FUN STUFF. IT COSTS APPROXIMATELY $200 TO GET THAT FIXED BY THE WAY. REAL HAPPY ABOUT THAT.
3. I HAVE AN ELECTION TO WIN HERE, PEOPLE!! ONE CANNOT BE BOTHERED WITH A DAILY BLOG WHILE ON THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL!! :-)
ANYWAY, I GOT SOME FLACK FOR MY DAILY BLOG SLACKING FROM A FEW PEOPLE, INCLUDING MY FRIEND AMY… WHO LOVES THE DALLAS COWBOYS. SO AMY, THIS IS FOR YOU.
LEGENDARY DALLAS COWBOYS COACH JIMMY JOHNSON, OBVIOUSLY AT HIS FINEST. AND DOING IT IN STYLE FOR AMY :-)
SO WITHOUT FURTHER ADO HERE IS MONDAY’S BLOG, NOT POSTED UNTIL TODAY FEB. 13TH… MY BAD.
THE GOOD THE BAD AND THE UGLY PEOPLE.
1. I THOUGHT I POSTED THIS MONDAY AND APPARENTLY SAVED IT IN DRAFTS INSTEAD.
2. MY LAPTOP BATTERY DIED AND I HAD TO REPLACE IT. FUN STUFF. IT COSTS APPROXIMATELY $200 TO GET THAT FIXED BY THE WAY. REAL HAPPY ABOUT THAT.
3. I HAVE AN ELECTION TO WIN HERE, PEOPLE!! ONE CANNOT BE BOTHERED WITH A DAILY BLOG WHILE ON THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL!! :-)
ANYWAY, I GOT SOME FLACK FOR MY DAILY BLOG SLACKING FROM A FEW PEOPLE, INCLUDING MY FRIEND AMY… WHO LOVES THE DALLAS COWBOYS. SO AMY, THIS IS FOR YOU.
LEGENDARY DALLAS COWBOYS COACH JIMMY JOHNSON, OBVIOUSLY AT HIS FINEST. AND DOING IT IN STYLE FOR AMY :-)
SO WITHOUT FURTHER ADO HERE IS MONDAY’S BLOG, NOT POSTED UNTIL TODAY FEB. 13TH… MY BAD.
THE GOOD THE BAD AND THE UGLY PEOPLE.
IT’S THE GRAMMY BLOG!!
SO, I COULDN'T BLOG AT WORK TODAY BECAUSE I WAS TOO BUSY, THOUGH I HAVE BEEN DYING TO EVER SINCE THE GRAMMY'S LAST NIGHT. I DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE THEY WERE ON LAST NIGHT UNTIL I SWITCHED IT TO E! AND THEY WERE LIVE FROM THE RED CARPET, WHICH WE ALL KNOW IS MY VERY VERY FAVORITE TO PLACE TO BE...
FRIENDS I PRESENT TO YOU THE GOOD:
FERGIE
FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER IN ALYSON'S RED CARPET HALL OF FAME, FERGIE DOESN'T JUST MAKE MY LIST BUT SHE TOPS IT. HOW MUCH DO I LOVE THIS YELLOW!! AND I JUST HEARD THIS RUMOR THAT SHE IS PREGGO?? IF SO, SHE SURE HID IT WELL!!!
LUDACRIS
WHO WOULD HAVE EVER THUNK OLD LUDA WOULD HAVE EVER TOPPED MY BEST DRESSED GUYS LIST. BUT HE DID THIS YEAR. HE'S A HOTTIE!
CARRIE UNDERWOOD
A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE ON THE FENCE WITH THIS ONE, BUT I THOUGHT SHE LOOKED ELEGANT AND CLASSY.
JAY Z
99 PROBLEMS AND THE WARDROBE AINT ONE. HE'S A BADASS.
JOHN LEGEND
DAMN.
NE-YO
HE LOOKED SUPA-FAB!! ALTHOUGH WHEN I HEARD DEBBIE MATENOPOULOS FROM E! SAY THAT HIS DESIGNER OUTFIT WAS ACCESSORIZED WITH SUNGLASSES FROM BANANA REPUBLIC, TO WHICH SHE SAID WAS “LOW-ENDING IT” I WANTED TO THROW SOMETHING AT HER. MUST BE NICE WHEN YOU LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE BANANA REPUBLIC IS CONSIDERED “LOW-END”.
TAYLOR SWIFT
I LOVED THIS DRESS AND THOUGHT IT WAS VERY AGE APPROPRIATE AND PRETTY ON THE YOUNG MISS SWIFT.
FAITH & TIM
YOU CAN'T REALLY GO WRONG WITH THESE TWO. EVER.
ALICIA KEYS ONSTAGE
WHY CAN SHE NOT DRESS LIKE THIS ON THE RED CARPET??? SHE'S BEAUTIFUL AND LIFE WOULD BE SO MUCH EASIER IF SHE WOULD DRESS HER AGE ON THE RED CARPET... IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK??!! PLEASE ALICIA, FOR MY SAKE!!
NATASHA BEDINGFIELD
LOVE LOVE LOVE THE DRESS AND HAIR BUT SHE ALMOST DIDN'T MAKE THE CUT DUE TO THE SCARLETT JOHANSSON COPYCAT EFFECT.
RIHANNA FROM THE WAIST UP...
SHE'S GORGEOUS AND THIS COLOR BLUE JUST HIGHLIGHTS HER BEAUTY...
THE BAD
RIHANNA FROM THE WAIST DOWN
DUDE, WTF IS WITH THE BOTTOM OF THIS DRESS. I FEEL LIKE SOMEBODY JUST FREAKED OUT AND THREW A BUNCH OF TULLE TOGETHER AND GAVE IT TO RIHANNA. SADLY THAT PERSON IS ZAC POSEN, WHO I LOVE. HE WENT WAY WRONG WITH THIS ONE THOUGH. NO EXCUSES.
SEAL
GUESSING HEIDI WAS OUT OF TOWN AND HE THOUGHT THE WRINKLED, VELCRO LOOK WAS HIS BEST OPTION. SEAL IS USUALLY ONE OF THE BEST OUT THERE SO I WAS A BIT SADDENED BY THIS CHOICE.
FANTASIA BARINO
WORDS CANNOT ADEQUATELY EXPRESS HOW I FEEL ABOUT THIS HAIR/DRESS ENSEMBLE. IT IS ALL KINDS OF WRONG.
BEYONCE
THIS IS LIKE A MORE EXPENSIVE AND AMPED UP VERSION OF MY JUNIOR PROM DRESS...
ALICIA KEYS
THE SECOND I SAW THIS I KNEW ALICIA HAD BROKEN INTO MY CLOSET AND STOLEN ONE OF MY 17 BRIDESMAID DRESSES. BITCH.
AKON
HE WOULD HAVE DEFINITELY BEEN IN THE GOOD COLUMN IF HE HADN'T WORN FUR :-(
FUR KILLS.
I FEEL VERY STRONGY ABOUT THIS.
NELLY FURTADO
IF YOU ARE INDEED NELLY, WHICH I DOUBT DUE TO THE BAD BLONDE DYE-JOB, THAN I THINK SOMEONE SHOULD STOP YOU FROM EVER WEARING YOUR DRAPERIES TO A MAJOR EVENT AGAIN.
THE UGLY
CHRIS BROWN
LOVE HIM. BUT I AM PRETTY SURE YOU COULD RENT THIS WHITE/RED COMBO AT THE LOCAL DAVID'S BRIDAL ALTHOUGH YOU MAY HAVE TO FIGHT SOME PROM-GOING-PRE-TEEN FOR IT.
I’D LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOU TO SOMEONE WHO CAN PULL THE WHITE/RED COMBO OFF…
CHRIS MEET PRINCE. PRINCE MEET CHRIS. AND, OF COURSE YOU ARE WELCOME FOR THIS INTRODUCTION BOYS!!
BAI LING (WITHOUT THE SPACE THAT’S BAILING. APPROPRIATE)
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH HER?? EVERYTIME I SEE HER SHE DRESSES WORSE THAN THE TIME I SAW HER BEFORE. IS THERE NOBODY THAT CARES ABOUT THIS WOMAN ENOUGH TO MONITOR HER CLOTHING CHOICES?? AND WHY IS SHE FAMOUS ANYWAY???
COME TO THINK OF IT, AND COMPLETELY OFF-TOPIC, BUT WHY IS JESSICA SIMPSON STILL FAMOUS??? CAN'T SHE JUST GO AWAY ALREADY??? I FEEL LIKE SHE IS A COLD THAT I'VE HAD FOR THREE YEARS BUT JUST CAN'T SEEM TO GET RID OF.
CHER
THIS JUST IN: CHER’S STYLIST WAS NOWHERE TO BE FOUND GRAMMY NIGHT, SO SHE WAS FORCED TO THROW HER OUTFIT TOGETHER ON HER OWN AND THE ONLY MATERIALS SHE HAD AVAILABLE WERE TRASHBAGS…
YOKO OH GOOD GOD NO!!
NEED I SAY ANYTHING HERE?? SERIOUSLY.
KELIS
HER MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD AND THEY'RE LIKE DAMN GIRL, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU WEARING!!
CHRIS DAUGHTRYS WIFE
HONEY, YOU ARE SUCH A PRETTY GIRL. AND YOU HAVE MONEY NOW. YOU DON'T HAVE TO GET YOUR FORMAL WEAR FROM RAVE ANYMORE.
ACE YOUNG
HE SEEMS GENUINELY ALRIGHT AND ALMOST GLEEFUL ABOUT THE FACT THAT HE FORGOT HIS DRESS CLOTHES AT HOME AND HAD TO WEAR HIS GYM CLOTHES TO THE GRAMMY’S INSTEAD. NICE ATTITUDE ACE.
JOSH GROBAN
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN??? I CAN ALMOST HEAR THE MIAMI VICE THEME SONG RIGHT NOW.
BROOKE HOGAN
I THINK SHE GOT THE PURPLE MEMO AND HEADED THE WRONG DIRECTION WITH IT.
KANYE IS IN A CLASS ALL HIS OWN. IT’S NOT GOOD. IT’S NOT BAD. IT’S JUST KANYE. AND I DON’T CARE HOW EGOTISTICAL HE IS. I LOVE HIM. PLUS HE GLOWED IN THE DARK LAST NIGHT. ALWAYS A BONUS.
MY FAVORITE MOMENT AND DEFINITELY THE SADDEST PART OF LAST NIGHT WAS WHEN HE SANG TO HIS MOM. I KNEW HE MIGHT, BUT IT MADE ME ALMOST HYSTERICAL.
I ALSO LOVED CARRIE UNDERWOODS PERFORMANCE AS WELL AS JOSH GROBAN & ANDREA BOCELLI’S.
OH, BEST LINE OF THE NIGHT EASILY GOES TO VINCE GILL. WHO KNEW HE WAS SUCH A COMEDIAN!!
"I just got an award given to me by a Beatle. Have you had that happen yet, Kanye?"
OH AND THE BIG TIME FINAL GRAMMY WAS GIVEN TO HERBIE HANCOCK??? HOW BOUT THAT HERBIE HANCOCK, HUH?? GOOD FOR HIM!! ANYONE ELSE NOTICE THAT HE HASN’T REALLY AGED AT ALL SINCE THE 80’S?? WHEN THEY ANNOUNCED HIS NAME HE LOOKED SO GENUINELY STUNNED :-)
AMY WINEHOUSE WASN’T BAD EITHER. I DIDN’T THINK SHE DESERVED ALL OF THE AWARDS SHE GOT, BUT I WAS REALLY HAPPY FOR HER WHEN THEY SHOWED HOW SHOCKED SHE WAS WHEN SHE WON HER LAST AWARD.
AND WITH THAT I WOULD LIKE TO DEDICATE THIS BLOG TO MY BLAKE INCARCERATED…
SO, I COULDN'T BLOG AT WORK TODAY BECAUSE I WAS TOO BUSY, THOUGH I HAVE BEEN DYING TO EVER SINCE THE GRAMMY'S LAST NIGHT. I DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE THEY WERE ON LAST NIGHT UNTIL I SWITCHED IT TO E! AND THEY WERE LIVE FROM THE RED CARPET, WHICH WE ALL KNOW IS MY VERY VERY FAVORITE TO PLACE TO BE...
FRIENDS I PRESENT TO YOU THE GOOD:
FERGIE
FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER IN ALYSON'S RED CARPET HALL OF FAME, FERGIE DOESN'T JUST MAKE MY LIST BUT SHE TOPS IT. HOW MUCH DO I LOVE THIS YELLOW!! AND I JUST HEARD THIS RUMOR THAT SHE IS PREGGO?? IF SO, SHE SURE HID IT WELL!!!
LUDACRIS
WHO WOULD HAVE EVER THUNK OLD LUDA WOULD HAVE EVER TOPPED MY BEST DRESSED GUYS LIST. BUT HE DID THIS YEAR. HE'S A HOTTIE!
CARRIE UNDERWOOD
A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE ON THE FENCE WITH THIS ONE, BUT I THOUGHT SHE LOOKED ELEGANT AND CLASSY.
JAY Z
99 PROBLEMS AND THE WARDROBE AINT ONE. HE'S A BADASS.
JOHN LEGEND
DAMN.
NE-YO
HE LOOKED SUPA-FAB!! ALTHOUGH WHEN I HEARD DEBBIE MATENOPOULOS FROM E! SAY THAT HIS DESIGNER OUTFIT WAS ACCESSORIZED WITH SUNGLASSES FROM BANANA REPUBLIC, TO WHICH SHE SAID WAS “LOW-ENDING IT” I WANTED TO THROW SOMETHING AT HER. MUST BE NICE WHEN YOU LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE BANANA REPUBLIC IS CONSIDERED “LOW-END”.
TAYLOR SWIFT
I LOVED THIS DRESS AND THOUGHT IT WAS VERY AGE APPROPRIATE AND PRETTY ON THE YOUNG MISS SWIFT.
FAITH & TIM
YOU CAN'T REALLY GO WRONG WITH THESE TWO. EVER.
ALICIA KEYS ONSTAGE
WHY CAN SHE NOT DRESS LIKE THIS ON THE RED CARPET??? SHE'S BEAUTIFUL AND LIFE WOULD BE SO MUCH EASIER IF SHE WOULD DRESS HER AGE ON THE RED CARPET... IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK??!! PLEASE ALICIA, FOR MY SAKE!!
NATASHA BEDINGFIELD
LOVE LOVE LOVE THE DRESS AND HAIR BUT SHE ALMOST DIDN'T MAKE THE CUT DUE TO THE SCARLETT JOHANSSON COPYCAT EFFECT.
RIHANNA FROM THE WAIST UP...
SHE'S GORGEOUS AND THIS COLOR BLUE JUST HIGHLIGHTS HER BEAUTY...
THE BAD
RIHANNA FROM THE WAIST DOWN
DUDE, WTF IS WITH THE BOTTOM OF THIS DRESS. I FEEL LIKE SOMEBODY JUST FREAKED OUT AND THREW A BUNCH OF TULLE TOGETHER AND GAVE IT TO RIHANNA. SADLY THAT PERSON IS ZAC POSEN, WHO I LOVE. HE WENT WAY WRONG WITH THIS ONE THOUGH. NO EXCUSES.
SEAL
GUESSING HEIDI WAS OUT OF TOWN AND HE THOUGHT THE WRINKLED, VELCRO LOOK WAS HIS BEST OPTION. SEAL IS USUALLY ONE OF THE BEST OUT THERE SO I WAS A BIT SADDENED BY THIS CHOICE.
FANTASIA BARINO
WORDS CANNOT ADEQUATELY EXPRESS HOW I FEEL ABOUT THIS HAIR/DRESS ENSEMBLE. IT IS ALL KINDS OF WRONG.
BEYONCE
THIS IS LIKE A MORE EXPENSIVE AND AMPED UP VERSION OF MY JUNIOR PROM DRESS...
ALICIA KEYS
THE SECOND I SAW THIS I KNEW ALICIA HAD BROKEN INTO MY CLOSET AND STOLEN ONE OF MY 17 BRIDESMAID DRESSES. BITCH.
AKON
HE WOULD HAVE DEFINITELY BEEN IN THE GOOD COLUMN IF HE HADN'T WORN FUR :-(
FUR KILLS.
I FEEL VERY STRONGY ABOUT THIS.
NELLY FURTADO
IF YOU ARE INDEED NELLY, WHICH I DOUBT DUE TO THE BAD BLONDE DYE-JOB, THAN I THINK SOMEONE SHOULD STOP YOU FROM EVER WEARING YOUR DRAPERIES TO A MAJOR EVENT AGAIN.
THE UGLY
CHRIS BROWN
LOVE HIM. BUT I AM PRETTY SURE YOU COULD RENT THIS WHITE/RED COMBO AT THE LOCAL DAVID'S BRIDAL ALTHOUGH YOU MAY HAVE TO FIGHT SOME PROM-GOING-PRE-TEEN FOR IT.
I’D LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOU TO SOMEONE WHO CAN PULL THE WHITE/RED COMBO OFF…
CHRIS MEET PRINCE. PRINCE MEET CHRIS. AND, OF COURSE YOU ARE WELCOME FOR THIS INTRODUCTION BOYS!!
BAI LING (WITHOUT THE SPACE THAT’S BAILING. APPROPRIATE)
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH HER?? EVERYTIME I SEE HER SHE DRESSES WORSE THAN THE TIME I SAW HER BEFORE. IS THERE NOBODY THAT CARES ABOUT THIS WOMAN ENOUGH TO MONITOR HER CLOTHING CHOICES?? AND WHY IS SHE FAMOUS ANYWAY???
COME TO THINK OF IT, AND COMPLETELY OFF-TOPIC, BUT WHY IS JESSICA SIMPSON STILL FAMOUS??? CAN'T SHE JUST GO AWAY ALREADY??? I FEEL LIKE SHE IS A COLD THAT I'VE HAD FOR THREE YEARS BUT JUST CAN'T SEEM TO GET RID OF.
CHER
THIS JUST IN: CHER’S STYLIST WAS NOWHERE TO BE FOUND GRAMMY NIGHT, SO SHE WAS FORCED TO THROW HER OUTFIT TOGETHER ON HER OWN AND THE ONLY MATERIALS SHE HAD AVAILABLE WERE TRASHBAGS…
YOKO OH GOOD GOD NO!!
NEED I SAY ANYTHING HERE?? SERIOUSLY.
KELIS
HER MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD AND THEY'RE LIKE DAMN GIRL, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU WEARING!!
CHRIS DAUGHTRYS WIFE
HONEY, YOU ARE SUCH A PRETTY GIRL. AND YOU HAVE MONEY NOW. YOU DON'T HAVE TO GET YOUR FORMAL WEAR FROM RAVE ANYMORE.
ACE YOUNG
HE SEEMS GENUINELY ALRIGHT AND ALMOST GLEEFUL ABOUT THE FACT THAT HE FORGOT HIS DRESS CLOTHES AT HOME AND HAD TO WEAR HIS GYM CLOTHES TO THE GRAMMY’S INSTEAD. NICE ATTITUDE ACE.
JOSH GROBAN
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN??? I CAN ALMOST HEAR THE MIAMI VICE THEME SONG RIGHT NOW.
BROOKE HOGAN
I THINK SHE GOT THE PURPLE MEMO AND HEADED THE WRONG DIRECTION WITH IT.
KANYE IS IN A CLASS ALL HIS OWN. IT’S NOT GOOD. IT’S NOT BAD. IT’S JUST KANYE. AND I DON’T CARE HOW EGOTISTICAL HE IS. I LOVE HIM. PLUS HE GLOWED IN THE DARK LAST NIGHT. ALWAYS A BONUS.
MY FAVORITE MOMENT AND DEFINITELY THE SADDEST PART OF LAST NIGHT WAS WHEN HE SANG TO HIS MOM. I KNEW HE MIGHT, BUT IT MADE ME ALMOST HYSTERICAL.
I ALSO LOVED CARRIE UNDERWOODS PERFORMANCE AS WELL AS JOSH GROBAN & ANDREA BOCELLI’S.
OH, BEST LINE OF THE NIGHT EASILY GOES TO VINCE GILL. WHO KNEW HE WAS SUCH A COMEDIAN!!
"I just got an award given to me by a Beatle. Have you had that happen yet, Kanye?"
OH AND THE BIG TIME FINAL GRAMMY WAS GIVEN TO HERBIE HANCOCK??? HOW BOUT THAT HERBIE HANCOCK, HUH?? GOOD FOR HIM!! ANYONE ELSE NOTICE THAT HE HASN’T REALLY AGED AT ALL SINCE THE 80’S?? WHEN THEY ANNOUNCED HIS NAME HE LOOKED SO GENUINELY STUNNED :-)
AMY WINEHOUSE WASN’T BAD EITHER. I DIDN’T THINK SHE DESERVED ALL OF THE AWARDS SHE GOT, BUT I WAS REALLY HAPPY FOR HER WHEN THEY SHOWED HOW SHOCKED SHE WAS WHEN SHE WON HER LAST AWARD.
AND WITH THAT I WOULD LIKE TO DEDICATE THIS BLOG TO MY BLAKE INCARCERATED…
3 comments:
Thanks Alyson!!! Gotta love Jimmy!!!
Kanye was trying to be "Tron" back - ok, I'm exposing my age now..lol
You have me laughing so hard right now! LOVE your red carpet commentary~ you could give Go Fug Yourself a run for their money. ;)
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