SO, MAYBE SOME OF YOU HAVE HEARD ABOUT THE MASS SHOOTING IN BRISTOL, TN FOLLOWED BY THE GUNMAN SHOOTING HIMSELF SMACK DAB IN MY NECK OF THE WOODS TODAY. IT WAS ON CNN. I SAW IT REPORTED A COUPLE OF TIMES ON THERE. WE NEVER MAKE CNN UNLESS SOMETHING TOTALLY COO-COO HAPPENS. AND WHEN IT DOES THE STORY ALWAYS GETS COMPLETELY LOST IN THE "DID YOU SEE WHERE WE MADE CNN??" CONVO.
AS I SPEAK THERE IS A LIVE PRESS CONFERENCE THEY ARE CARRYING ON ALL OUR LOCAL NEWS STATIONS (YES WE HAVE MORE THAN ONE, THANK YOU VERY MUCH). THE POLICE ARE BEING SO SERIOUS, AS THEY SHOULD BE SINCE THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT 4 PEOPLE WHO WERE MURDERED IN A MASS SHOOTING. IT SHOULD BE NOTED THAT CNN HEADLINE NEWS IS CARRYING THIS PRESS CONFERENCE LIVE TOO. I JUST CHECKED.
GLAD EVERYONE GOT TO SEE THIS SERIOUS NATIONAL DISPLAY OF NORTHEAST TENNESSEE'S FINEST, BECAUSE MIDWAY INTO THE FIRST QUESTION I HEARD SOMETHING IN THE BACKGROUND. I COULDN'T MAKE OUT WHAT IT WAS AT FIRST BUT THEN I REALIZED WHAT IT WAS.
KENNY CHESNEY.
YEP. AT FIRST I THOUGHT IT WAS SOMEONES RINGTONE AND I FELT BAD FOR THEM. BUT IT WASN'T. IT WAS REALLY A KENNY CHESNEY ALBUM PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND OF THE ROOM FOR THE LENGTH OF THE ENTIRE PRESS CONFERENCE ON CNN. SERIOUSLY. I'M NOT EVEN SURPRISED.
IF THIS WAS IN YOUR WORK PARKING LOT WOULD YOU BE SURPRISED??
YEAH. I DIDN'T THINK SO.
AS I SPEAK THERE IS A LIVE PRESS CONFERENCE THEY ARE CARRYING ON ALL OUR LOCAL NEWS STATIONS (YES WE HAVE MORE THAN ONE, THANK YOU VERY MUCH). THE POLICE ARE BEING SO SERIOUS, AS THEY SHOULD BE SINCE THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT 4 PEOPLE WHO WERE MURDERED IN A MASS SHOOTING. IT SHOULD BE NOTED THAT CNN HEADLINE NEWS IS CARRYING THIS PRESS CONFERENCE LIVE TOO. I JUST CHECKED.
GLAD EVERYONE GOT TO SEE THIS SERIOUS NATIONAL DISPLAY OF NORTHEAST TENNESSEE'S FINEST, BECAUSE MIDWAY INTO THE FIRST QUESTION I HEARD SOMETHING IN THE BACKGROUND. I COULDN'T MAKE OUT WHAT IT WAS AT FIRST BUT THEN I REALIZED WHAT IT WAS.
KENNY CHESNEY.
YEP. AT FIRST I THOUGHT IT WAS SOMEONES RINGTONE AND I FELT BAD FOR THEM. BUT IT WASN'T. IT WAS REALLY A KENNY CHESNEY ALBUM PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND OF THE ROOM FOR THE LENGTH OF THE ENTIRE PRESS CONFERENCE ON CNN. SERIOUSLY. I'M NOT EVEN SURPRISED.
IF THIS WAS IN YOUR WORK PARKING LOT WOULD YOU BE SURPRISED??
YEAH. I DIDN'T THINK SO.
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