SNOOZE-FEST 2008

ARE THE OSCARS STILL ON?? BECAUSE I AM PRETTY SURE YOU COULD STILL FLIP BACK TO ABC AND THEY WOULD STILL BE AIRING LIVE. WHAT A LONG AND TOTALLY BLAND NIGHT!

THE OSCARS SUCKED.

EXCEPT JON STEWART. HE WAS FABULOUS! THE FASHION WAS COMPLETELY BORING. MORE BORING THAN I MIGHT HAVE EVER SEEN AT ANY OSCAR AWARDS SHOW. AND TRUST ME WHEN I SAY I HAVE WATCHED THEM ALL.

FRIENDS I PRESENT TO YOU THE VERY BEST DRESSED FEMALE:



KATHERINE HEIGL. I ACTUALLY SAID "THANK GOD" OUT LOUD WHEN I SAW HER BECAUSE EVERYONE ELSE LOOKED SO BLAH.

AND THE WORST DRESSED FEMALE.



THE WIFE OF DANIEL DAY-LEWIS. SERIOUSLY, SHE KNEW HE WAS GOING TO WIN AND THAT SHE WOULD BE ON CAMERA. IF SHE WAS TRYING TO MAKE A STATEMENT SHE DID. IT READS "I HAVE NO STYLIST AND WAS ON DRUGS WHEN I DECIDED THIS WAS MY OSCARS DRESS."

AND BY THE WAY, HER HUBBY LOOKS AWFUL AS WELL. WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE...

BEST DRESSED MALE. TOUGH CATEGORY FOLKS. I REALIZE THEY ARE ALL BASICALLY WEARING TUXEDO'S BUT YOU GOTTA ADMIT THAT SOME JUST PULL THIS OFF BETTER THAN OTHERS. AND HONESTLY, BESIDES KATHERINE HEIGL, THE GUYS FAR OUTSHONE THE WOMEN LAST NIGHT.

CLOONEY. LIKE I WASN'T GOING TO PICK HIM?? LOOK AT HIM!!



McDREAMY. HE LIVED UP TO HIS TITLE AND THEN SOME.



I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO ADD THAT McDREAMY'S WIFE MADE MY BEST DRESSED LIST. SHE LOOKS AWESOME AND I ADORE THE COLOR OF HER DRESS. IT WAS THE KIND OF DRESS I WOULD HAVE LOVED TO SEE MORE OF LAST NIGHT.



NOW FOR THE IN-BETWEENS.

THE REMAINDER OF MY BEST DRESSED LIST:

CAMERON DIAZ



SHE CAN PULL ANYTHING OFF. I ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT!

JENNIFER GARNER



SHE'S STUNNING. I LOVE THE WHOLE LOOK. ONLY THING MISSING WAS BEN, AND WE ALL KNOW HE WAS BUSY F***ING JIMMY KIMMEL.

JASON BATEMAN



TEEN WOLF LIVES ON IN STYLE BABY!!!

FORREST WHITAKER AND WIFE



WOW. THEY ARE VERY, VERY CLASSY COUPLE!

CASEY AFFLECK



THOUGHT HE LOOKED GREAT!! MANY MAY DISAGREE BUT THOSE AFFLECK'S ARE HOT!!

PENELOPE CRUZ



I HAVE ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT HER CLAIM TO FAME IS HER BEAUTY, AS HER ACTING REALLY SUCKS. SHE PROVED ME RIGHT LAST NIGHT.

AND THEN, OF COURSE, THERE ARE THE WTF'S...

RYAN SEACREST



I COULDN'T FIND A PICTURE, SO I THOUGHT I WOULD JUST INCORPORATE SEACREST'S TERRIBLE FASHION CHOICE WITH MY FAVORITE OSCAR MOMENT OF THE NIGHT. THE GARY BUSEY ATTACK. GOD LOVE JENNIFER GARNER. SHE LOOKS TERRIFIED.

MARION COTILLARD



I HAVE NO IDEA WHO THIS WOMAN IS OR HOW THE HELL YOU PRONOUNCE THE NAME OF HER MOVIE. I ALSO HAVE NO IDEA HOW SHE WON THE OSCAR BUT SHE LOOKED SO HAPPY WHEN SHE DID. IT WAS THE ONLY NICE MOMENT OF THE NIGHT FOR HER THOUGH, AS SHE HAD TO IMMEDIATELY LEAVE THE CEREMONY AFTERWARDS TO GET UP EARLY TODAY AND FILM "SPLASH II".

TILDA WHO CARES WHAT HER LAST NAME IS SHE SCARES ME...



I MEAN SERIOUSLY. SHE SCARES THE SHIT OUT OF ME.

CATE BLANCHETT



CATE HONEY. YOU ARE 0 FOR 2 SO FAR AND THERE ARE NO MORE AWARD SHOWS LEFT. GUESS YOU BETTER GET BACK TO FILMING ANOTHER MOVIE ABOUT ELIZABETH TO ENSURE YOUR SEAT AT NEXT YEARS OSCARS. BECAUSE REALLY... WHO CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THOSE ELIZABETH MOVIES??!!

CLOONEYS DATE



THIS GIRL HAS HIT THE FREAKING JACKPOT. SHE'S WITH CLOONEY. NOBODY KNOWS WHY. AND THIS IS WHAT SHE WEARS TO THE OSCARS?? HER EASTER DRESS?? G.A.G.

HELEN MIRREN



I'M SORRY YOUR HIENESS BUT THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR THIS OUTFIT. OFF WITH HER HEAD!

JENNIFER HUDSON



SO J HUD CLEARLY HAS NO IDEA HOW TO DO THE OSCARS. THIS ISN'T AS BAD AS LAST YEARS BUT IT'S CLOSE. I CRINGED WHEN I SAW IT. SERIOUSLY.

OTHER NOTABLES:

HEIDI KLUM IS FABULOUS BY DAY



AND REDRACULA BY NIGHT



MILEY CYRUS



1. WHY WAS SHE AT THE OSCARS AGAIN??
2. DID I MISS THE PICS OF HER 40TH BIRTHDAY PARTY IN US WEEKLY??

KERI RUSSELL



EITHER WEAR YOUR FELICITY HAIR DOWN OR WEAR A DRESS THAT DOESN'T MATCH YOUR SKIN. AND FOR GOD SAKES KERI, STAND UP STRAIGHT.

VIGGO MOUNTAIN MAN MORTENSON



DUDE. SHAVE. IT'S THE DAMN OSCARS.

KRISTEN CHENOWITH



IS THERE ANYONE CUTER THAN HER IN THE WHOLE WORLD?? SO WHY GOD WHY MUST SHE WEAR A DRESS THAT MAKES HER MIDSECTION LOOK BIGGER THAN THAN HER ENTIRE BEING??

TRAVOLTA/PRESTON



THE SCIENTOLOGISTS MADE THEM DO THIS. YUCK.

WHILE WE ARE ON THE TOPIC OF THE OSCARS I FEEL IT NECESSARY TO SHOW YOU MY FAVORITE OSCAR DRESS OF ALL TIME. NOTHING WILL EVER BEAT IT. PLUS IT'S WORN BY MY ALL-TIME FAVORITE CELEBRITY.




SERIOUSLY. SHE SHOULD TEACH A CLASS IN THIS SHIT.

SORRY MY OSCAR COMMENTARY IS NOT AS FUNNY AS MY GRAMMY OR SAG AWARDS COMMENTARY BUT IF YOU ACTUALLY WATCHED THIS EVENT LAST NIGHT, YOU WOULD UNDERSTAND WHY I'M JUST NOT FEELIN' IT THIS YEAR...

IN OTHER NEWS THERE IS A SMALL POSSIBILITY I AM IN LOVE WITH ALEX FROM BIG BROTHER 9...



XOXO,
BAXTER

PS- ANGELINA JOLIE IS SINGLE-HANDEDLY REPOPULATING THE EARTH...

LOVE IT!!!

Before you read my rants and ramblings of the day, please check out this outfit that I am obsessing over and must purchase NOW!!

I watched THE BEST show last night!! There were good forces, and of course, there was evil. My favorite line was "I can't tell who I'm running against sometimes"... It was HIGHLY entertaining and unexpectedly fascinating. I do hope that you all got a chance to see it for yourselves, as opposed to having others tell you how it went. I thought it was even a nice little preview as to how people behave when they are under pressure, and I thought only one lost their cool. Regardless, I LOVED IT!!! I thought the underdogs really stood up for themselves, and won in the end, and it was truly a nice change of pace from the mean kids...

I do however find this disturbing as I hope Edwards is not siding with who he thinks the nominee will be with each debate. I thought he did very well last night, however, when it looked like Obama would be the nominee post-Iowa he opted to tag-team Hillary with Obama, and now when it looks like Hillary will be the nominee, he tag-teamed Obama with Hillary. I really like Edwards, and my gut tells me this is not the case, but this post-debate "meeting" between Hillary and John last night troubles me very much...

I didn't blog about this yesterday, but I also LOVED the Amazing Race finale!! I thought the winners were precious, and that the two runners-up won as well, actually. It was awesome!!

In random news I actually got the chance to see the entire 9 minute Tom Cruise video- which is hard to find because they keep switching it to different websites to avoid being sued. Prior I had only been able to see bits and pieces. You really should catch it while you can. This stuff is GOOD, and his cackle might be worse than hers... you decide!!

While you're at it, check out this creepy website about Scientology related deaths. I'm not saying it's true... just really really creepy!!

I caught two politically hilarious videos this morning. One was quite insightful, as if you're basically going to run for President again through your spouse you should probably skip events honoring Martin Luther King if you're this tired...

Also, across the aisle, one of those cute Romney boys punked his Dad on the phone, and it was fabulous... seriously!!

BRITNEY SHOWED UP!! I can't believe she showed for her deposition, although I'm not sure it was actually her or the "British girl". Hope she switched personalities back before speaking on the record, though I would be quite entertained if she actually gave the entire thing with her new accent.

In really random but completely not shocking celebrity news, this article and video allegedly show Amy Winehouse smoking crack cocaine... wonder if she has Britney's number? They should really get in touch.

Okay, nobody make fun, but I am SO EXCITED about this show on MTV!! I actually can't wait, which I realize reduces my maturity for my age by leaps and bounds.

I also just caught this press conference, which I find laughable, as one should not throw stones when living in glass mansions... especially when those stones are full of fluff. I find it ironic that when Obama finally stands up for himself against false accusations by two Candidates, both of them named Clinton, who take every opportunity they can to distort his record, Obama is actually accused of being "very frustrated". See for yourselves. I guess I differ in my opinion of what type of behavior is displayed when one is "very frustrated", such as this example and this one (which is HILARIOUS by the way!).

And if there is a flip-flopper out there in this race, please take a minute to see who that person actually is...
exhibit A
exhibit B

By the way, I am not even going to discuss the Oscar nominees today, since the best movie, best actor, best director, and best original song were all completely SNUBBED. Here is the video for that amazing song below. And I really do mean it's AMAZING!



Hope everyone had a great day off yesterday!! Have a Happy Tuesday!!!

xoxo,
baxter

PS- GO ELI & GO GIANTS!!!