OKAY FIRST OF ALL, WHERE OH WHERE WAS KATE BECKINSALE WHEN THE OSCAR RED CARPET NEEDED HER?? BECAUSE SHE SHOWED UP TO THE GOVERNOR'S BALL AFTERWARDS LOOKING LIKE THIS, WHICH WOULD HAVE CERTAINLY ENSURED HER THE NUMBER ONE SPOT ON MY BEST DRESSED LIST...
SECONDLY, WHAT SCHMUCK OUT THERE LEAKED THE STORY ABOUT PRINCE HARRY SERVING IN AFGHANISTAN?? THAT IS JUST WRONG ON SO MANY LEVELS. THE GUY GOES OFF TO ACTUALLY FIGHT IN THE REAL COUNTRY WE SHOULD BE AT WAR WITH, AND HIS COVER GETS BLOWN. SINCE THE STORY BROKE THEY HAVE, OF COURSE PULLED HIS DUTIES THERE TO PROTECT THE SAFETY OF HIM AND HIS UNIT. HASN'T THE KID BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH IN HIS LIFE?? LET HIM SERVE IN THE MILITARY AND FIGHT THE WAR WE SHOULD ACTUALLY BE FIGHTING BECAUSE HE ISN'T PRETENTIOUS ENOUGH TO BELIEVE THAT THE TITLE OF "PRINCE" MAKES HIM ANY BETTER THAN HIS FRIENDS AND FELLOW SOLDIERS. SCREW WHOEVER IT IS THAT BROKE THIS STORY AND LET HARRY AND WILLIAM TOO FOR THAT MATTER ACTUALLY LIVE THEIR LIVES THE WAY THEY CHOOSE TO.
AND FOR THE RECORD, YES I DO BELIEVE HARRY TO BE THE HOTTEST OF THE TWO. I CAN'T HELP IT.
HAVE Y'ALL SEEN THIS YET??
RACHEL BILSON. HER NEW BANGS ARE THE BOMB. IF I COULD PULL OF WEARING BANGS, THIS IS HOW I'D DO IT. IT'S FABULOUS.
SO MY FRIENDS, WE HAVE A PROBLEM. IT APPEARS THAT I HAVE SOME MAJOR COMPETITION FOR THE MAN OF MY DREAMS. APPARENTLY SCARLETT JOHANSSON HAS ANNOUNCED THAT SHE IS ENGAGED.
GOOD FOR HER, RIGHT??!! NOT SO MUCH SINCE SHE SAYS SHE IS ENGAGED TO MY MAN...
I'D SAY BARACK HAS SOME EXPLAINING TO DO!! HAHA :-)
IN CELEBRITY TRAINWRECK NEWS, LINDSAY LOHAN'S LITTLE SISTER ALI HAS DECIDED THAT HER BIG SIS IS SO TOTALLY AWESOME THAT SHE IS PLANNING TO FOLLOW IN HER FOOTSTEPS AND RECORD AN ALBUM AND DO SOME ACTING.
GOSH, THAT SURE DOES SOUND LIKE A GREAT IDEA TO ME. LA LOHAN IS THE PERFECT ROLE MODEL, YOU KNOW.
SHE'S FALLEN OFF THE WAGON TOO BY THE WAY. UNLESS SHE JUST ENJOYS FALLING DOWN OUTSIDE OF BARS IN THE WEE HOURS OF THE MORNING...
OH, AND BY THE WAY IT APPEARS PARIS HILTON IS NOW A HOMEWRECKER...
THIS IS THE OTHER BROTHER FROM GOOD CHARLOTTE. HE BROKE OFF HIS ENGAGEMENT TO HIS LONG-TIME GIRLFRIEND LAST WEEK. WONDER WHY??
IN EVEN MORE RANDOM CELEBRITY DEVELOPMENTS, THERE IS SPECULATION THAT ORLANDO BLOOM HAS GONE FROM DATING HER...
BESIDES THE WORDS "ARE YOU JOKING?", "YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS!", AND "WTF" I REALLY HAVE NO COMMENT ON THIS PROPOSTEROUS TURN OF EVENTS.
MOVING ON, EVERYONE KNOWS THAT I HEART REALITY TV. WELL, IN ABSOLUTELY HORRIFIC AND DEVASTATING NEWS, MY BEAUTIFUL ALEX WAS EVICTED FROM THE BIG BROTHER HOUSE ON WEDNESDAY. I AM NOT TAKING THIS WELL.
I MEAN LOOK AT HIM!! WOULD YOU BE TAKING THIS WELL?? I THINK NOT!!
THE ONLY POSITIVE TO THIS AWFUL TURN OF EVENTS IS THAT THERE IS APPARENTLY A HUGE BIG BROTHER TWIST COMING UP THIS WEEK AND THE COUPLES WILL LIKELY BE BROKEN DOWN TO PLAY AS SINGLES. IF YOU HAVEN'T WATCHED THE SHOW THIS SEASON, JUST SKIP OVER ALL THIS BECAUSE YOU CLEARLY HAVE NO CLUE WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT RIGHT NOW.
THE BIG RUMOR IS THAT ONE OR TWO OF THE ALREADY EVICTED HOUSEGUESTS THIS SEASON WILL BE VOTED BACK IN BY AMERICA AFTER TUESDAY'S SHOW AND WILL RE-ENTER THE GAME ON WEDNESDAY NIGHT. IF THIS IS THE CASE (THIS BETTER BE THE CASE!) THEN MY ALEX IS IN LIKE FLYNN BECAUSE AMERICA LOVES HIM. NOT AS MUCH AS I LOVE HIM OF COURSE, BUT THEY DO LOVE HIM.
WHILE I AM AT IT, I SHOULD MENTION MY OTHER TWO FAVORITE MALE REALITY SHOW CONTESTANTS OF ALL TIME. BECAUSE I KNOW YOU ARE ALL JUST ABSOLUTELY DYING TO KNOW.
ALSO FROM BIG BROTHER, SEASON 6 AND ALL-STARS SEASON 7, I PRESENT TO YOU KAYSAR RIDHA...
I FREAKING LOVE HIM.
AND LAST BUT NOWHERE NEAR LEAST WE HAVE SURVIVOR'S MAIN MAN OZZY. HE IS THE BEST PHYSICAL PLAYER TO EVER PLAY THIS GAME. HE CAME IN 2nd ON THE COOK ISLANDS SEASON AND THANK GOD IS BACK ON THE CURRENT SEASON JUST KICKING ASS AND TAKING NAMES.
HE IS SO THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY THURSDAYS!!
ONTO MY LAST TOPIC OF DISCUSSION IN THIS RIDICULOUS POST ABOUT PEOPLE I DON'T AND NEVER WILL KNOW, I WOULD LIKE TO MENTION AMERICAN IDOL.
WE ALREADY HAVE A WINNER HERE FOLKS...
AND HIS NAME IS DAVID ARCHULETA. SERIOUSLY HE IS ONLY 17. EVEN IF YOU DON'T WATCH AMERICAN IDOL YOU SHOULD CHECK OUT THE AMAZING CLIP ABOVE. IT'S TWO MINUTES OF GREATNESS...
BUT I'M ALSO PULLING FOR THESE GUYS IN THIS ORDER...
JASON CASTRO
MICHAEL JOHNS
AND DAVID HERNANDEZ
I ALSO LIKE CHEKEZIE EZE, BUT HE HAS APPARENTLY OPTED TO DROP HIS LAST NAME AND IS NOW JUST CHEKEZIE. I ABSOLUTELY CANNOT STAND IT WHEN PEOPLE ON IDOL CHANGE THEIR NAME IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SHOW OR DROP THEIR LAST NAME ALTOGETHER. UNLESS YOU ARE BONO, MADONNA OR PRINCE, KEEP YOUR NAME AS IS PLEASE.
I ONLY LIKE TWO OF THE GIRLS. THE REST I JUST DON'T GET. AND ONE OF THE TWO GIRLS I LIKED WAS ELIMINATED IN A COMPLETELY SHOCKING TURN OF EVENTS THIS WEEK...
HER NAME IS ALAINA WHITAKER
THE OTHER ONE I LIKE IS BROOKE WHITE. SHE SHOULD BE AROUND FOR QUITE AWHILE.
IF YOU ARE AN AMERICAN IDOL VIEWER, AND ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE A VOTER... FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE REMEMBER SANJAYA MALAKAR!!!
DO YOU NOT SEE THE SECOND COMING OF SANJAYA??? DEAR LORD PLEASE VOTE THIS DANNY NORIEGA KID OFF THIS SHOW IMMEDIATELY. I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE. I REALLY CAN'T. IT'S LIKE HAVING FLASHBACKS EVERYTIME I SEE HIM. LAST YEAR WE WERE AT A PATIO BAR NOT EVEN WATCHING THAT WEEKS' IDOL RESULTS, AND SOMEBODY CAME OUTSIDE AND SAID SANJAYA HAD GOTTEN THE BOOT, AND PEOPLE WERE HIGH-FIVING. IT WAS CRAZY AND THE NEXT THING I KNEW WE ALL GOT A FREE SHOT FROM AN OLDER MAN SITTING AT THE BAR TO TOAST SANJAYA'S DEPARTURE. WHILE FUN THEN, I CAN TAKE NO MORE OF HIS REINCARNATE DANNY...
AS FOR IDOL SCANDALS, THOSE RACY PICS OF THAT TINY PHILLIPINO GIRL THIS YEAR ARE NO BIG DEAL IN CONTRAST TO THESE...
ROCK AND ROLL NURSE WHO ISN'T EVEN GOOD ON THIS SHOW HAS A PREVIOUSLY UNKNOWN DUI RAPSHEET...
AND OH-SO-RECENTLY-OUSTED ROBBIE CARRICO, YOU KNOW THE RESIDENT "ROCKER" WITH THE LONG BLONDE HAIR, HAS BEEN BUSTED FOR WEARING A WIG AS TO PRETEND HIS HAIR IS INDEED "ROCKER-LIKE LONG". WHO CARES IF THIS IS TRUE REALLY. IT'S FUNNY TO TALK ABOUT REGARDLESS...
SO THAT JUST ABOUT CLOSES OUT MY RANDOM CELEBRITY POST FOR THE DAY. BUT BEFORE I GO, I MUST ANNOUNCE THAT JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE WILL BE IN A MOVIE THIS SUMMER CALLED "THE LOVE GURU"...
AND SOLELY BECAUSE OF THIS SHOT, I WILL BE SEEING THIS MOVIE THE DAMN SECOND IT COMES OUT.
HAPPY LEAP YEAR FOLKS!!
XOXO,
BAXTER
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