OMG… LADIES AND GENTS PUHLEEZE BRACE YOURSELVES FOR THIS. IT IS A BIT TRAUMATIC.
OH NO SHE DIDN’T. KATHERINE, A HAIRCUT IS FINE, BUT ALL THIS HAIRSPRAY AND TEASING IS WAY OVER THE TOP!! I AM AT A TOTAL LOSS FOR WORDS…
BUT ONLY FOR A SECOND OF COURSE.
THE WRITERS STRIKE IS OVER!!! THE WRITERS STRIKE IS OVER!!! I DON’T CARE WHO, WHAT, WHEN OR HOW, BUT SOMEBODY BETTER GET BACK TO PRODUCTION ON GREY’S ANATOMY AND ENTOURAGE STAT!!!! AND THAT IS A DIRECT ORDER!
OKAY, SO I AM SURE YOU HAVE ALL HEARD THAT ANOTHER HILTON FAMILY MEMBER HAS NOW GOTTEN A DUI. I PRESENT TO YOU… BARRON HILTON.
18 YEAR OLD YOUNGER BROTHER OF PARIS AND NICKY. AND INSTEAD OF BAILING BARRON OUT, OR BEING BY HIS SIDE IN HIS TIME OF NEED, REFORMED-JAIL-BIRD-PARIS (HA!!) WAS TOO BUSY HOSTING A PARTY IN VEGAS FOR HER FELLOW ATTENTION-WHORE FRIEND KRISTIN CAVALLERI.
SEE, I HATED KRISTIN DURING LAGUNA BEACH BUT STILL THOUGHT SHE WAS FUNNY. BUT THEN SHE BECAME MUCH MORE LIKABLE THE MORE SHE SEEMED LIKE SHE WANTED TO BE NORMAL. SHE WAS OFF OF TMZ, OUT OF THE LIMELIGHT AND SEEMINGLY HAPPY. WELL I’LL BE DAMNED IF THE OLD KRISTIN SUDDENLY AND WITHOUT NOTICE CAME OUT OF HIDING AND HAS BEEN FULL-TIME-ATTENTION-WHORING-IT EVER SINCE. I AM NOT QUITE SURE WHY, BUT SHE IS NOWHERE NEAR AS CUTE AS SHE USED TO BE AND LAUREN HAS HER BEAT BY A MILE… AND THEN SOME. PLUS THIS BEHAVIOR PUTS HER RIGHT THERE ON THE LEVEL OF ALL THE OTHER GIRLS WHO PARTY ALL THE TIME, AND ARE FAMOUS JUST FOR BEING FAMOUS AND NOTHING ELSE. I CAN OFFICIALLY SAY I MIGHT HATE HER. IT’S JUST A “MIGHT” PEOPLE, NOT AN ACTUAL HATE.
SPEAKING OF ATTENTION-WHORES, SHOULDN’T LINDSAY QUIT CLUBBING EVERY NIGHT AND DO MOVIE OR SOMETHING?? ALSO, ANYBODY ELSE NOTICE THAT SOMETHING HAS GONE AWRY WITH HER FACE LATELY???
CAUSE I’M ONE TO TALK!!
ALSO, IS IT JUST ME OR IS RUMOR WILLIS EXTREMELY UNATTRACTIVE.
OH NO SHE DIDN’T. KATHERINE, A HAIRCUT IS FINE, BUT ALL THIS HAIRSPRAY AND TEASING IS WAY OVER THE TOP!! I AM AT A TOTAL LOSS FOR WORDS…
BUT ONLY FOR A SECOND OF COURSE.
THE WRITERS STRIKE IS OVER!!! THE WRITERS STRIKE IS OVER!!! I DON’T CARE WHO, WHAT, WHEN OR HOW, BUT SOMEBODY BETTER GET BACK TO PRODUCTION ON GREY’S ANATOMY AND ENTOURAGE STAT!!!! AND THAT IS A DIRECT ORDER!
OKAY, SO I AM SURE YOU HAVE ALL HEARD THAT ANOTHER HILTON FAMILY MEMBER HAS NOW GOTTEN A DUI. I PRESENT TO YOU… BARRON HILTON.
18 YEAR OLD YOUNGER BROTHER OF PARIS AND NICKY. AND INSTEAD OF BAILING BARRON OUT, OR BEING BY HIS SIDE IN HIS TIME OF NEED, REFORMED-JAIL-BIRD-PARIS (HA!!) WAS TOO BUSY HOSTING A PARTY IN VEGAS FOR HER FELLOW ATTENTION-WHORE FRIEND KRISTIN CAVALLERI.
SEE, I HATED KRISTIN DURING LAGUNA BEACH BUT STILL THOUGHT SHE WAS FUNNY. BUT THEN SHE BECAME MUCH MORE LIKABLE THE MORE SHE SEEMED LIKE SHE WANTED TO BE NORMAL. SHE WAS OFF OF TMZ, OUT OF THE LIMELIGHT AND SEEMINGLY HAPPY. WELL I’LL BE DAMNED IF THE OLD KRISTIN SUDDENLY AND WITHOUT NOTICE CAME OUT OF HIDING AND HAS BEEN FULL-TIME-ATTENTION-WHORING-IT EVER SINCE. I AM NOT QUITE SURE WHY, BUT SHE IS NOWHERE NEAR AS CUTE AS SHE USED TO BE AND LAUREN HAS HER BEAT BY A MILE… AND THEN SOME. PLUS THIS BEHAVIOR PUTS HER RIGHT THERE ON THE LEVEL OF ALL THE OTHER GIRLS WHO PARTY ALL THE TIME, AND ARE FAMOUS JUST FOR BEING FAMOUS AND NOTHING ELSE. I CAN OFFICIALLY SAY I MIGHT HATE HER. IT’S JUST A “MIGHT” PEOPLE, NOT AN ACTUAL HATE.
SPEAKING OF ATTENTION-WHORES, SHOULDN’T LINDSAY QUIT CLUBBING EVERY NIGHT AND DO MOVIE OR SOMETHING?? ALSO, ANYBODY ELSE NOTICE THAT SOMETHING HAS GONE AWRY WITH HER FACE LATELY???
CAUSE I’M ONE TO TALK!!
ALSO, IS IT JUST ME OR IS RUMOR WILLIS EXTREMELY UNATTRACTIVE.
LIKE EXTREMELY…
BECAUSE AGAIN, I’M ONE TO TALK.
BECAUSE AGAIN, I’M ONE TO TALK.
HEIDI MONTAG IS REALLY UPSET OVER THE NEGATIVE COMMENTS MADE ABOUT HER RECENT MUSIC VIDEO...
WONDER WHY???
ALSO, IT’S BEEN REPORTED THAT MILEY CYRUS IS REALLY DRUNK IN THIS PICTURE???? SAY IT AIN’T SO!!! YOU DECIDE.
MOVING ON, IN BIG BROTHER SPOILER NEWS, AS EVERYONE SAW LAST NIGHT MY NEW FAVORITE COUPLE GOT HEAD OF HOUSEHOLD. WHAT YOU DIDN’T SEE IS THE TWO COUPLES THEY NOMINATED ALREADY, AND THIS IS A NOMINATION I TRULY LOVE. THE ONY ONE I LIKE OF THE FOUR NOW NOMINATED PLAYERS IS HIM, AND I THINK HE'LL STICK AROUND. ALSO, ONE OF THE HOUSEGUESTS WENT HOME FOR A “PERSONAL” REASON, AND THEIR PARTNER GOT TO CHOOSE A REPLACEMENT. HOORAY BECAUSE THEY CHOSE WISELY AND ARE NOW MY SECOND FAVORITE COUPLE. I HOPE THESE FOUR MAKE IT TO THE END!! MAYBE IT’S NOT GOING TO BE SUCH A BAD SEASON AFTER ALL :-)
I WAS A BIT DISAPPOINTED WITH AMERICAN IDOL BECAUSE TWO OF THE GUYS I WAS ROOTING FOR SHOCKINGLY DID NOT MAKE THE CUT. FIRST WE HAVE OUR RESIDENT MORRISTOWN FRIEND, JOSIAH LEMING…
WHO IS PROBABLY LIVING IN HIS CAR IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD AS WE SPEAK.
BUT THEN, IN EVEN SADDER NEWS WE HAVE OUR PRECIOUS KYLE ENSLEY. I REALLY LIKED HIM AND AM BAFFLED THAT COLTON GOT THE SPOT OVER HIM. I THOUGHT HE HAD IT IN THE BAG. AND SIMON WAS PISSED!!!
I WON’T EVEN BOTHER POSTING A PICTURE OF COLTON BECAUSE HE AINT GOING NOWHERE IN THIS COMPETITION.
IN MUCH MORE POSITIVE NEWS, I WAS THRILLED THAT CARDIN DIDN’T MAKE IT!! CALL ME SELFISH (BECAUSE I AM, BUT WHATEVER…) BUT EVERYONE THAT KNOWS ME WELL IS 100% KNOWLEDGABLE THAT IF I EVER BIRTH MY OWN CHILD, HER NAME (YES, SHE WILL BE A SHE, I HAVE ALREADY DECIDED) WILL BE CARDEN. I CHOSE THIS NAME WHEN I WAS 24-ISH, COURTESY OF A FABULOUS BFF NAMED AMY. HOW DARE SOME RANDOM GIRL WITH THE SAME NAME COME IN AND CAUSE OTHER PEOPLE TO HEAR IT AND SUDDENLY DECIDE TO NAME THEIR CHILD THE SAME!! THERE WILL BE NO BABY-NAME-STEALING ON MY WATCH PEOPLE. I AM OFFICIALLY CALLING CARDEN. IT’S MINE. NOBODY ELSE CAN HAVE IT. I AM ALSO CALLING BLAKELY, BY THE WAY, FOR MY FUTURE SON. COURTESY OF MY KELS OF COURSE. ALL OTHER NAMES ARE UP FOR GRABS SO HAVE AT IT. JUST REMEMBER THE RULES PEOPLE.
WHILE I AM REMINDED ON THIS MOST HORRIBLE OF HOLIDAYS THAT I MIGHT DIE ALONE, I WOULD LIKE TO NAME MY PROBABLY NOT GONNA HAPPEN FUTURE CHILDREN CARDEN AND BLAKELY. DON’T STEAL MY DREAM PEOPLE. PRETTY PLEASE :-)
ALSO, THE ONLY PERSON WHO SENDS ME ANYTHING ON VALENTINES DAY IS IN VEGAS, WITH MY MOTHER. SO THAT SUCKS. I REALLY LOATHE THIS HOLIDAY. I REMEMBER NOT HATING IT SO MUCH UNTIL I WALKED INTO MY CLEMENT HALL FRESHMAN DORM LOBBY AFTER AN 8AM CLASS AT UT TO FIND A DAMN BOTANICAL GARDEN GOING ON IN THERE. GIRLS WERE SHRIEKING, CRYING, FALLING ALL OVER THEMSELVES TO GET TO THEIR 55 BOUQUETS OF ROSES AND I GOT NOTHIN. WELL, SCOOTER BROUGHT ME & CARDEN FLOWERS AND THEN GOT US DRUNK SO THAT WAS FUN, BUT I THINK HE JUST FELT SORRY FOR US, OR JUST FOR ME TO SPECIFY. BUT IT WAS THEN I DECIDED THAT THIS HOLIDAY WAS MORE OF A HELLIDAY FOR ME. ALL THE SAPPINESS JUST KILLS ME. I KNOW MANY OF YOU LOVE THIS DAY OF LOVE AND I AM VERY HAPPY FOR YOU ABOUT THAT. I JUST NEVER REALLY HAD A GOOD ONE. AND I AM A BITTER BITCH. BUT YOU KNEW THAT ALREADY.
MOVING ON AND BACK TO MY PREVIOUS TOPIC, I PROMISED THEM, AND HERE THEY ARE!!! MY AMERICAN IDOL PREDICTIONS. WOO-HOO, WHO’S EXCITED!! OKAY, WELL THEN JUST PRETEND YOU ARE FOR MY SAKE PLEASE.
ALSO, IT’S BEEN REPORTED THAT MILEY CYRUS IS REALLY DRUNK IN THIS PICTURE???? SAY IT AIN’T SO!!! YOU DECIDE.
MOVING ON, IN BIG BROTHER SPOILER NEWS, AS EVERYONE SAW LAST NIGHT MY NEW FAVORITE COUPLE GOT HEAD OF HOUSEHOLD. WHAT YOU DIDN’T SEE IS THE TWO COUPLES THEY NOMINATED ALREADY, AND THIS IS A NOMINATION I TRULY LOVE. THE ONY ONE I LIKE OF THE FOUR NOW NOMINATED PLAYERS IS HIM, AND I THINK HE'LL STICK AROUND. ALSO, ONE OF THE HOUSEGUESTS WENT HOME FOR A “PERSONAL” REASON, AND THEIR PARTNER GOT TO CHOOSE A REPLACEMENT. HOORAY BECAUSE THEY CHOSE WISELY AND ARE NOW MY SECOND FAVORITE COUPLE. I HOPE THESE FOUR MAKE IT TO THE END!! MAYBE IT’S NOT GOING TO BE SUCH A BAD SEASON AFTER ALL :-)
I WAS A BIT DISAPPOINTED WITH AMERICAN IDOL BECAUSE TWO OF THE GUYS I WAS ROOTING FOR SHOCKINGLY DID NOT MAKE THE CUT. FIRST WE HAVE OUR RESIDENT MORRISTOWN FRIEND, JOSIAH LEMING…
WHO IS PROBABLY LIVING IN HIS CAR IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD AS WE SPEAK.
BUT THEN, IN EVEN SADDER NEWS WE HAVE OUR PRECIOUS KYLE ENSLEY. I REALLY LIKED HIM AND AM BAFFLED THAT COLTON GOT THE SPOT OVER HIM. I THOUGHT HE HAD IT IN THE BAG. AND SIMON WAS PISSED!!!
I WON’T EVEN BOTHER POSTING A PICTURE OF COLTON BECAUSE HE AINT GOING NOWHERE IN THIS COMPETITION.
IN MUCH MORE POSITIVE NEWS, I WAS THRILLED THAT CARDIN DIDN’T MAKE IT!! CALL ME SELFISH (BECAUSE I AM, BUT WHATEVER…) BUT EVERYONE THAT KNOWS ME WELL IS 100% KNOWLEDGABLE THAT IF I EVER BIRTH MY OWN CHILD, HER NAME (YES, SHE WILL BE A SHE, I HAVE ALREADY DECIDED) WILL BE CARDEN. I CHOSE THIS NAME WHEN I WAS 24-ISH, COURTESY OF A FABULOUS BFF NAMED AMY. HOW DARE SOME RANDOM GIRL WITH THE SAME NAME COME IN AND CAUSE OTHER PEOPLE TO HEAR IT AND SUDDENLY DECIDE TO NAME THEIR CHILD THE SAME!! THERE WILL BE NO BABY-NAME-STEALING ON MY WATCH PEOPLE. I AM OFFICIALLY CALLING CARDEN. IT’S MINE. NOBODY ELSE CAN HAVE IT. I AM ALSO CALLING BLAKELY, BY THE WAY, FOR MY FUTURE SON. COURTESY OF MY KELS OF COURSE. ALL OTHER NAMES ARE UP FOR GRABS SO HAVE AT IT. JUST REMEMBER THE RULES PEOPLE.
WHILE I AM REMINDED ON THIS MOST HORRIBLE OF HOLIDAYS THAT I MIGHT DIE ALONE, I WOULD LIKE TO NAME MY PROBABLY NOT GONNA HAPPEN FUTURE CHILDREN CARDEN AND BLAKELY. DON’T STEAL MY DREAM PEOPLE. PRETTY PLEASE :-)
ALSO, THE ONLY PERSON WHO SENDS ME ANYTHING ON VALENTINES DAY IS IN VEGAS, WITH MY MOTHER. SO THAT SUCKS. I REALLY LOATHE THIS HOLIDAY. I REMEMBER NOT HATING IT SO MUCH UNTIL I WALKED INTO MY CLEMENT HALL FRESHMAN DORM LOBBY AFTER AN 8AM CLASS AT UT TO FIND A DAMN BOTANICAL GARDEN GOING ON IN THERE. GIRLS WERE SHRIEKING, CRYING, FALLING ALL OVER THEMSELVES TO GET TO THEIR 55 BOUQUETS OF ROSES AND I GOT NOTHIN. WELL, SCOOTER BROUGHT ME & CARDEN FLOWERS AND THEN GOT US DRUNK SO THAT WAS FUN, BUT I THINK HE JUST FELT SORRY FOR US, OR JUST FOR ME TO SPECIFY. BUT IT WAS THEN I DECIDED THAT THIS HOLIDAY WAS MORE OF A HELLIDAY FOR ME. ALL THE SAPPINESS JUST KILLS ME. I KNOW MANY OF YOU LOVE THIS DAY OF LOVE AND I AM VERY HAPPY FOR YOU ABOUT THAT. I JUST NEVER REALLY HAD A GOOD ONE. AND I AM A BITTER BITCH. BUT YOU KNEW THAT ALREADY.
MOVING ON AND BACK TO MY PREVIOUS TOPIC, I PROMISED THEM, AND HERE THEY ARE!!! MY AMERICAN IDOL PREDICTIONS. WOO-HOO, WHO’S EXCITED!! OKAY, WELL THEN JUST PRETEND YOU ARE FOR MY SAKE PLEASE.
IF YOU MUST, HERE IS A LINK TO THE ENTIRE TOP 24...
ALRIGHTY, I THINK IT IS FAIR TO SAY THAT THERE IS MUCH MORE TALENT WITH THE BOYS THAN THE GIRLS THIS YEAR. I COULD REALLY ONLY COME UP WITH 6 GIRLS OUT OF THE 12 WHO I THOUGHT MIGHT MAKE IT TO THE TOP 12.
AND THEY ARE (IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER):
Asia’h Epperson
Joanna Borgella
Amanda Overmyer
Syesha Mercado
Carly Smithson
Brooke White
THE ONLY ONES WHO MIGHT HAVE AN OUTSIDE SHOT WOULD BE:
Kristy Lee Cook
WHO I MIGHT HAVE PULLED FOR BEFORE HER HOOCHIE DANCING LAST NIGHT.
AND Kady Malloy
THE BOYS AREN’T SO EASY…
I HAD A REALLY TOUGH TIME COMING UP WITH MY TOP SIX, ESPECIALLY WHEN I SAW A FEW OF THEM MAKE THE CUT THAT I HAD NEVER SEEN BEFORE. AND THEY LOOKED INTERESTING. SINCE I HAVEN’T HEARD THEM SING YET, I THREW A FEW OF THEM INTO THE MIX AND HAVE A TOP
10 INSTEAD. BLAME AMERICAN IDOL FOR MY INABILITY TO NARROW THIS ANY FURTHER. AFTER THEY SING, I ENSURE A TOP 6 PREDICTION YOU INDEED WILL HAVE.
IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER… EXCEPT THAT I LOVE THE FIRST 6, HERE ARE THE GENTS.
David Archuleta
David Cook
Chikezie Eze
David Hernandez
Michael Johns
Robbie Carrico
Jason Castro
Luke Menard
Jason Yeager
Danny Noriega
UNLESS I’VE GOT MORE GOSSIP OR BITCHING ABOUT THIS SINGLE AWARENESS DAY GOING ON I AM DONE WITH MY RANT.
I DO HAVE A DATE TONIGHT WITH DRUNKENESS. ALWAYS A PLUS. AS MUCH AS I DESPISE THIS DAY, I DO LOVE YOU ALL!! ESPECIALLY MY GIRLS OUT THERE (YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHO YOU ARE DARLINGS!!) AND DO VERY MUCH HOPE THAT EVERYONE HAS A GREAT AND SIGNIFICANTLY BETTER DAY THAN I ALREADY KNOW MINE WILL BE.
LOVE YOU!!!
BAX
ALRIGHTY, I THINK IT IS FAIR TO SAY THAT THERE IS MUCH MORE TALENT WITH THE BOYS THAN THE GIRLS THIS YEAR. I COULD REALLY ONLY COME UP WITH 6 GIRLS OUT OF THE 12 WHO I THOUGHT MIGHT MAKE IT TO THE TOP 12.
AND THEY ARE (IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER):
Asia’h Epperson
Joanna Borgella
Amanda Overmyer
Syesha Mercado
Carly Smithson
Brooke White
THE ONLY ONES WHO MIGHT HAVE AN OUTSIDE SHOT WOULD BE:
Kristy Lee Cook
WHO I MIGHT HAVE PULLED FOR BEFORE HER HOOCHIE DANCING LAST NIGHT.
AND Kady Malloy
THE BOYS AREN’T SO EASY…
I HAD A REALLY TOUGH TIME COMING UP WITH MY TOP SIX, ESPECIALLY WHEN I SAW A FEW OF THEM MAKE THE CUT THAT I HAD NEVER SEEN BEFORE. AND THEY LOOKED INTERESTING. SINCE I HAVEN’T HEARD THEM SING YET, I THREW A FEW OF THEM INTO THE MIX AND HAVE A TOP
10 INSTEAD. BLAME AMERICAN IDOL FOR MY INABILITY TO NARROW THIS ANY FURTHER. AFTER THEY SING, I ENSURE A TOP 6 PREDICTION YOU INDEED WILL HAVE.
IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER… EXCEPT THAT I LOVE THE FIRST 6, HERE ARE THE GENTS.
David Archuleta
David Cook
Chikezie Eze
David Hernandez
Michael Johns
Robbie Carrico
Jason Castro
Luke Menard
Jason Yeager
Danny Noriega
UNLESS I’VE GOT MORE GOSSIP OR BITCHING ABOUT THIS SINGLE AWARENESS DAY GOING ON I AM DONE WITH MY RANT.
I DO HAVE A DATE TONIGHT WITH DRUNKENESS. ALWAYS A PLUS. AS MUCH AS I DESPISE THIS DAY, I DO LOVE YOU ALL!! ESPECIALLY MY GIRLS OUT THERE (YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHO YOU ARE DARLINGS!!) AND DO VERY MUCH HOPE THAT EVERYONE HAS A GREAT AND SIGNIFICANTLY BETTER DAY THAN I ALREADY KNOW MINE WILL BE.
LOVE YOU!!!
BAX
2 comments:
What, you don't want to name your baby boy "Erwin"? I'm shocked.
Happy v-day to you! But I'm with you. St. Patty's was a much better holiday in college than this one!!
Happy un-Valentine's Day to you~ I could always give or take this holiday. It's never been a huge day for me either. ;)
Loving Big Brother this season. The couples twist certainly makes things more interesting. I agree with your choice for favorite couple! Can't wait to see how this all goes down with the spoilers!
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