Tuesday, February 5, 2008

HILARIOUS!!!!

I AM SO NERVOUS ABOUT TODAY!! I AM WORKING UNTIL 11:30 AND THEN I'M OFF TO VOTE AND WILL BE PRESIDING 100 FEET AWAY FROM A VOTING LOCATION NEAR YOU.

PLEASE BE NICE TO ME IN MY OBAMA GEAR AND LIE TO ME IF YOU VOTED FOR HILLARY.

IN THE MEANTIME, AND IN MY NERVOUSNESS I HAVE DISCOVERED THE MOST HILARIOUS THING I MIGHT HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE.

DISCLAIMER: JIMMY KIMMEL AND MATT DAMON ARE GOOD FRIENDS.

APPARENTLY THEY HAVE HAD A RUNNING JOKE SINCE 2006 WHERE JIMMY TELLS THE AUDIENCE REGULARLY THAT HE'S SORRY THEY HAVE RUN OUT OF TIME AND MATT DAMON HAS TO BE BUMPED FROM THE LINE-UP OF THE SHOW WHEN OBVIOUSLY MATT WAS NEVER SCHEDULED TO BE ON THE SHOW. MIND YOU, MATT DAMON IS TOTALLY IN ON THIS 100%...



THEN KIMMEL'S SIDE KICK GUILLERMO GETS IN ON THE ACTION...



FOLLOWED BY THIS HILARIOUS MATT DAMON "BOURNE ULTIMATUM TRAILER"...



SO, ON FRIDAY JIMMY KIMMEL'S LONG-TIME GIRLFRIEND SARAH SILVERMAN SURPRISED HIM WITH THIS BIRTHDAY MESSAGE ON HIS SHOW...



GOD, I LOVE MATT DAMON. I WISH HE WOULD DO MORE COMEDY BECAUSE THIS STUFF IS RIDICULOUS!!!

HAVE A GREAT SUPER TUESDAY AND BEST OF LUCK TO MYSELF...

XOXO,
BAXTER

PS-
JORAN VAN DER SLOOT IS A MURDERING JACKASS IN CASE YOU DIDN'T CATCH ABC'S SPECIAL LAST NIGHT...

4 comments:

Kim said...

I'll have to watch those videos in a bit...they look super funny! :)

And I couldn't agree more about that jerk off of a guy from the Netherlands. It's really unbelievable. I hope he rots in jail very soon!

Nicole said...

LOVE that last one!! Wow!
And I can't believe you posted 38 times in January. Oh wait, yes I can. Keep it up Bax!! Hope you get to celebrate tonight.

Raven said...

I thought about you last night as I was watching 20/20. Didn't you say that you saw him somewhere?! LOL... I was laughing by myself in bed.

And where have I been? Right there, in bed. Sick. Dying. With Mary-Kate by my side. We're trying to get better, and I'm going to attempt to blog...

rebecca said...

I was glad to help! Too bad about California.