HILARIOUS!!!!

I AM SO NERVOUS ABOUT TODAY!! I AM WORKING UNTIL 11:30 AND THEN I'M OFF TO VOTE AND WILL BE PRESIDING 100 FEET AWAY FROM A VOTING LOCATION NEAR YOU.

PLEASE BE NICE TO ME IN MY OBAMA GEAR AND LIE TO ME IF YOU VOTED FOR HILLARY.

IN THE MEANTIME, AND IN MY NERVOUSNESS I HAVE DISCOVERED THE MOST HILARIOUS THING I MIGHT HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE.

DISCLAIMER: JIMMY KIMMEL AND MATT DAMON ARE GOOD FRIENDS.

APPARENTLY THEY HAVE HAD A RUNNING JOKE SINCE 2006 WHERE JIMMY TELLS THE AUDIENCE REGULARLY THAT HE'S SORRY THEY HAVE RUN OUT OF TIME AND MATT DAMON HAS TO BE BUMPED FROM THE LINE-UP OF THE SHOW WHEN OBVIOUSLY MATT WAS NEVER SCHEDULED TO BE ON THE SHOW. MIND YOU, MATT DAMON IS TOTALLY IN ON THIS 100%...



THEN KIMMEL'S SIDE KICK GUILLERMO GETS IN ON THE ACTION...



FOLLOWED BY THIS HILARIOUS MATT DAMON "BOURNE ULTIMATUM TRAILER"...



SO, ON FRIDAY JIMMY KIMMEL'S LONG-TIME GIRLFRIEND SARAH SILVERMAN SURPRISED HIM WITH THIS BIRTHDAY MESSAGE ON HIS SHOW...



GOD, I LOVE MATT DAMON. I WISH HE WOULD DO MORE COMEDY BECAUSE THIS STUFF IS RIDICULOUS!!!

HAVE A GREAT SUPER TUESDAY AND BEST OF LUCK TO MYSELF...

XOXO,
BAXTER

PS- JORAN VAN DER SLOOT IS A MURDERING JACKASS IN CASE YOU DIDN'T CATCH ABC'S SPECIAL LAST NIGHT...