YAY YAY YAY!!!!

FIRST AND FOREMOST MY BIGGEST AND BEST NEWS FOR THE DAY IS THAT THE MAMA'S AND THE PAPA'S WILL BE DEPARTING FOR HOUSTON A WEEK FROM NEXT MONDAY. YES, THAT IS BASICALLY 2 WEEKS FROM NOW BUT AT LEAST WE HAVE A DATE THAT IS SET IN STONE. SO A HUMONGOUS YAY FOR THAT!!!

ALSO, LADIES AND GENTS, I AM THRILLED TO ANNOUNCE THAT I HAVE JUST ACCEPTED A NEW JOB!!! THIS IS EXTREMELY FABULOUS NEWS AS I WAS SLOWLY BUT SURELY DYING OF BOREDOM IN MY CURRENT ONE! I WILL BE WORKING IN KINGSPORT (ONLY 20 MINUTES AWAY) WITH FOSTER KIDS AT THREE DIFFERENT FACILITIES AS A THERAPIST. I MUST SAY THIS IS A DEFINITE UPGRADE IF IN NOTHING BUT THE TITLE. NEEDLESS TO SAY I AM THRILLED AND WILL BEGIN THIS NEW ENDEAVOUR ON MARCH 31st.

NOW, IF MY AMERICAN IDOL BOYFRIEND JASON CASTRO DOES HIS JOB TONIGHT AND MY BIG BROTHER BOYFRIEND ALEX GETS ENOUGH VOTES TO COME BACK INTO THE GAME BY 11:59 TONIGHT ALL WILL BE WELL IN THE WORLD :-)

AND DON'T YOU WORRY... THEY KNOW ABOUT EACH OTHER AND IT'S ALL GOOD.

HOORAY!!! WHAT A GREAT TUESDAY!!!!

XOXO,

BIG SMILE ON MY FACE BAXTER

PS- MY INCREDIBLY INTELLIGENT FRIEND NICOLE HAS INFORMED ME THAT SHE BELIEVES I AM CORRECT IN MY THOUGHTS ABOUT THE FAT K-FED PHOTO. I HAD COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN THAT ASHTON KUTCHER HAS A NEW SHOW WHERE HE BASICALLY PUNKS THE PAPARAZZI BY RELEASING A STORY ABOUT A CELEBRITY THAT IS FAKE JUST TO SEE HOW FAR THEY RUN WITH IT. WELL, SHE REMINDED ME OF THIS SCENARIO AND I BELIEVE SHE IS COMPLETELY ACCURATE. THANK GOODNESS BECAUSE I WAS A LITTLE CONCERNED FOR THE BABY DADDY. AND I MUST SAY, THAT ASHTON KUTCHER IS A COMEDIC GENIUS. I AM VERY MUCH LOOKING FORWARD TO HIS NEW SHOW MISS GUIDED AS WELL!!

PSS- GO RENT GONE BABY GONE. RIGHT NOW. IT IS SO FREAKING GOOD THAT I WATCHED IT TWICE IN ONE DAY BECAUSE I WAS SO STUNNED BY THE ENDING THAT I WANTED TO SEE IF I HAD MISSED ANYTHING THAT MIGHT HAVE GIVEN IT AWAY, BUT I HADN'T. THOSE AFFLECK BOYS ARE QUITE THE DUO!!

PSSS- MY FABULOUS FRIEND AND SORORITY LITTLE SISTER RAVEN IS HANGING WITH SLASH ON GUITAR HERO AS WE SPEAK. I JUST HOPE SHE DOESN'T FORGET THE LITTLE PEOPLE WHEN SHE GETS FAMOUS :-)

PSSSS- IF HEIDI MONTAG APPEARS ON ONE MORE COVER OF US WEEKLY I AM CANCELLING MY SUBSCRIPTION. I AM SO COMPLETELY SERIOUS. HATE HER. MEAN IT.

I STAND CORRECTED

IN A PREVIOUS POST I ANNOUNCED THAT AMERICAN IDOL ALREADY HAD A WINNER IN DAVID ARCHULETA... AND DON'T GET ME WRONG, HE'S A DEFINITE TOP 5, OR MAYBE EVEN TOP 2.

BUT I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT FOLKS. AND IN THAT LIGHT IS MY FAVORITE CONTESTANT OF THE SEASON...

JASON CASTRO

SEE FOR YOURSELVES...

EXHIBIT A: PERFORMING GNARLS BARKLEY'S "CRAZY" AT A BAR PRE-IDOL

EXHIBIT B: BRILLIANT PERFORMANCE OF JEFF BUCKLEY'S "HALLELUJAH"



EXHIBIT C: NEED I SAY MORE?

SERIOUSLY.

A BLOG UPDATE ABOUT DADDY WILL BE UP TOMORROW I JUST DON'T HAVE THE ENERGY TO DO MORE THAN WATCH JASON CASTRO TONIGHT. BUT IT'S NOT A BAD UPDATE. IT'S MORE OF A POSITIVE ONE!! YOU NEVER KNOW WITH THIS DAMN DISEASE THAT I DESPISE. NOBODY'S DYING ANYTIME SOON THOUGH!! THIS MUCH I KNOW :-)

XOXO,

BAXTER

PS- FOR ALL YOU IDOL FREAKS OUT THERE... YEAH. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. I CANNOT TAKE THE WAITING GAME ON THIS SHOW. PERIOD. SO THERE IS AN EXTREMELY ACCURATE WEBSITE THAT PREDICTS WHO IS IN THE BOTTOM BASED ON BUSY SIGNALS. IT'S NOT ALL THAT ACCURATE UNTIL THEY GET DOWN TO 12 TOTAL AND START THE LIVE SHOWS AT WHATEVER THEATRE. THEY ARE ALMOST ALWAYS RIGHT THEN. THEY EVEN PREDICTED DAUGHTRY'S DEMISE WHICH I NEVER SAW COMING IN A MILLION YEARS. ANYWAY, IF YOU ARE AS IMPATIENT AS ME, HERE'S THE LINK SO HAVE AT IT. JUST REMEMBER IT DOESN'T GET SCARILY ACCURATE UNTIL THEY HAVE THEIR TOP 12.

AS FOR ME, I'M LOVIN' ME SOME JASON CASTRO!!

ALSO, YOU CAN VOTE AN EVICTED BIG BROTHER 9 HOUSEGUEST BACK IN ON CBS.COM BUT ONLY UNTIL MARCH 11th AT 11:59pm... HERE'S THE LINK, BUT ONLY USE IT IF YOU'RE VOTING FOR MY HUSBAND ALEX. OTHERWISE FORGET I MENTIONED THIS :-)

PS- IF YOU DON'T MIND ME ASKING CAN YOU PRETTY PLEASE HELP TO SOMEHOW RID AMERICA OF THIS IDOL CONTESTANT. SHE'S REALLY STARTING TO FRIGHTEN ME...



NO JOKE. AT ALL. SERIOUSLY.