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Sunday, January 13, 2008

Happy Golden Globes Press Conference Day!

OMG.OMG.OMG... PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE CLICK THIS LINK BEFORE GOING ANY FURTHER!! I HAVE NO WORDS TO POSSIBLY DISCUSS THIS ANY FURTHER RIGHT NOW...

Anyway, Happy Sunday Friends!! I awoke early today because I am SO excited about the Golden Globe Press Conference Today!! Don't forget that you have many choices of where to watch this years show, which will be Live from 9-10 pm Eastern time! Matt Lauer is hosting a 2 hour
Dateline Special leading up to the main event that starts at 7pm, and Larry King Live will just simply be airing the press conference with ole' Larry Moderating the show, which starts at 9. I think I might go with Larry, because he may opt for some golden suspenders or something that would at least keep things interesting! All-in-All the Golden Globes have always been my favorite awards show because it's like the Emmy's and Oscars combined with alcohol involved so the celebs are loosened up a bit. Plus, it's a prelude to the Oscars, which although they insist will air this year, will inevitably fall prey to the writer strike as well. I just don't know what could happen in the next month that would change anything.


So to my beloved Golden Globes Awards Show, I dedicate this to your memory and can only pray that we will meet again in the future when the circumstances are right for both of us...



So, I saw on the news this morning that there was a
major snafu the other night in the Netherlands when Joran Van Der Sloot, of Natalee Holloway Murderer Fame, got upset at how a reporter was treating him during a filming of a "Late Night Talk Show" where both were guests. I guess Joran threw a glass of wine in the Reporter's face the second the show ended it's Live broadcast, and my question to you is this... what show openly gives their guests wine?? I've just never heard of that before, but sign me up!! Maybe it's one of the perks of living in the Netherlands Governed Area... that of course, and the fact that you can murder people and get away with it!

On a side note: I once went to a
Nascar Race in Bristol with my Daddy because I had never been and he has a suite with free alcohol there, which obviously seemed like a great idea at the time. Well, I consumed WAY too much of the free alcohol (shocker, I know!) and ended up meeting a boy when I was downstairs smoking who I thought was cute. So, I snuck this boy back up to the suite which totally made his night since he got to drink for free with fun-drunk Alyson. I told my Dad I would meet him at the car afterwards because I was going to walk whateverhisnamewas back to his friend. My Daddy would normally NEVER agree to this, but he was entertaining his friends and clients and had a few drinks as well. Turns out dude couldn't find his friend and we went back up to the suite and there was nobody there but the female bartender and neither me or Mr. Random could get cell reception because we were at the Bristol Motor Speedway.

So, I had been telling this guy all night that he reminded me of somebody, I just couldn't figure out who. It was SUDDENLY at this moment while trapped with this guy, with no cell reception, and no clue how to get in touch with or find my Dad, it occurred to me that he looked EXACTLY like Joran Van Der Sloot!! Now I had no choice but to leave with this guy and all I could think about was how he was going to kill me!! The only thing I thought might ensure my safety was to have this guy take out his drivers license and make the bartender take down all his info in the event that I turned up missing the next day! He was not pleased at this idea, and I believe it was at this point when I began calling him Joran, since I am not sure I knew his name to begin with!! I eventually left with him reluctantly, and while walking to who knows where he told me he was engaged!! This information of course, had not come up in conversation until AFTER I had drunkenly let him kiss me during the race. I thankfully ran into a guy I went to middle school with a few minutes later and totally ditched Joran. I WAS GOING TO LIVE AND MY OLD FRIEND WORKED FOR COORS LIGHT AND WAS MANNING THEIR BEER RV... DOUBLE JACKPOT!! I must admit however, that I woke up the next morning (innocently, by the way... I know y'all were secretly wondering!!) in the bed of a pick-up truck in the middle of a Trailer Park off of Allison Road (I found that fitting!) in Piney Flats, TN. I guess if I was going to do Nascar I was gonna do it up right by GOD!!! I was just THRILLED to be alive... not so much to be as hungover as I was though.

I also saw that during a
John McCain event yesterday where he was heckled while answering a question on immigration and had an awesome comeback remark! I know it appears I only pay attention to the Democrats but I do watch the Republicans too. I will be watching them a lot more closely too I might add, if my man does not win the nomination, inevitably meaning that Hillary does. Yes, I am one of those people. You know the ones who don't vote down party lines for whatever legitimate or non-legitimate reason (I never have voted straight down party lines since becoming a Democrat, which should make my friend Heather happy to hear!). My reason is totally not legitimate too I might add, as I don't disagree with many of her policies, I just don't like her, think her husband is a big baby (a big baby I used to think was a total Rockstar), and am insulted by the hatred they seem to feel for Obama as they think he somehow hasn't "earned" the right to be President. That and the fact that I won't ever knowingly elect corruption and scandal into the White House again, and that seems to follow them around everywhere they go.

So, my favorite Republican running is ole
Huck, because he is just so damn likable and funny, and I love the fact that Chuck Norris goes with him everywhere, but he is way too evangelical on my most important issues and would surely overturn Roe v Wade, which is at the top of my political importance scale. I have always loved John McCain though, and while not as fresh an likable as Huck, I would definitely consider voting for him in November. As stated in another post, I freaking LOVE Fred Thompson, but he doesn't have a chance at the nomination. ANY change from our current administration will make me happy!!

My favorite part of the Bush Administration are the never-ending moments like these...



Me and Brad have been wondering if there was a DVD or something out there of Bush-isms, as I could seriously watch moments like this for hours... so if anybody knows of one, PLEASE give me a heads up!! :-)

I also want the war to end of course, for many, many reasons. I had a MAJOR personal reason occur over the summer however when my Best Friend Jennifer's Husband John David was sent to Iraq a few weeks after she gave birth to their first child. John David is also like my big brother- and he's Brad's VERY Best Friend, and I would just like for him to come home already. Here's some photos of them at random, and then some of their precious family...

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So Hillary made her very first appearance on "
Meet the Press" today at 11am. I, along with Tim Russert, seemed to find it odd that this will be her very first appearance on the show for the full hour, which every candidate running for President has done at least once or twice already in their political careers. Wonder if it's part of the "Hillary has a Heart" Promotional Gig... I am going with a big hell-yes on that one, but that's just my opinion! Have I mentioned how much I LOVE Tim Russert, as well as Chris Matthews already?? I really do think they are both outright awesome!

After watching this show I can officially report that Mrs. Clinton really is a total bitch!! Sorry if that offends anyone, but WOW!! I wasn't quite aware of the extent of her bitchy-ness until now. Every question Russert asked her about anything controversial she had ever done, she blamed on someone, ANYONE, other than herself. She claimed to not know a thing about certain pardons her husband had given as President, notably to people who supported his campaigns and her Senatorial one, yet she uses her "experience" as First Lady as the basis of her qualifications to be President. She went after Obama for being against the War but then voting to pass legislation to fund it once it had already started. I have seen Obama respond to this attack, as its not the first time she has said this, and his explanation is that once the War started he was definitely NOT going to vote against this funding, as it was intended to provide for and protect the Troops we ALREADY had over there. I personally was very vocal when it came to being against the War before it started, but afterwards felt that being this vocal about it might make the Troops in Iraq feel that I wasn't supporting them. The only moment I felt that she did well today was when asked about what her toughest moment of adversity in the public arena was, and she responded with the Monica Lewinsky scandal without actually naming it. She did well there, sounding human and normal and everything, which was a total change from the first 53 minutes of the broadcast!! You can watch the whole thing
here if you like. I am totally annoyed with her and her ridiculous cackling right now...

One last political note... how did we go from "Super Tuesday" to "Tsunami Tuesday"?? Seriously, there must be some bored news-writers out there who are upset with their television counterparts for having to work while they are striking. "Super" to "Tsunami"?? MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS THE DRAMA OF IT ALL!!! ;-)

So
CONGRATULATIONS are in order for Nicole Ritchie and Joel Madden! They had their baby, and she will undoubtedly be back to negative Size 0 in just a few short months!! Does anybody else find it completely strange that Joel Madden went from dating her to dating her?? It seems like they are polar opposites, at least as far as the latter's alcohol drug arrests and seemingly never-ending tabloid incidents. I really hope for the baby's sake that those days are behind her for good.

CONGRATS as well to Christina Aguilera & her husband!! They seem like a cute couple and he appears to have settled her down since they got married. Good for them!

IN BREAKING NEWS:
LAUREN CONRAD HAS PARTED WAYS WITH TEEN VOGUE!!! When I heard this news all I could do was GASP!! And because I am a total Reality TV LOSER, and Audrina (as well a Whitney, Lauren, Brody & Frankie... which I CANNOT believe I am admitting to right now) is my myspace friend, I got a bulletin from her announcing this FABULOUS news...

She said that she wasn't sure when the remaining "Paris" episodes would air but that she thought it would be around the end of March/begining of April. She then said that they would IMMEDIATELY be followed by Season 4 of The Hills!!

I AM SO EXCITED THERE'S A SEASON 4 AFTER ALL!!! You know y'all are too, so let us not act like I am the ONLY one!! Hee Hee :)

So that
guy who murdered that Pregnant Marine has just been spotted right outside of North Carolina, though the authorities do not want to "tip him off" by telling which State he was spotted in. What about me, authorities?? Watch his sorry-ass be in the Tri-Cities!! We ARE the first real location you reach once you enter TN from NC. I am ALWAYS convinced that the murderers are going to get me while they are on the run! Especially if they are on the run in the South. Like that guy who killed all those people at the court-house in Atlanta, or the guy who killed Versace?? TOTALLY convinced I was going to run into them randomly and they were going to kill me. My Daddy says I watch too much Nancy and Greta. And America's Most Wanted... don't think for one second I don't watch THAT every week!!

Did I mention to y'all that I am thinking of moving back to Knoxville? Well I am!! Either there or Chattanooga. Coming in at a distant 3rd would be Nashville, though I just don't know yet. If I do move, it will almost certainly be permanently, and will occur before the end of 2008. Keep your ears open to jobs that you could see me doing and let me know. I would like to be a Guidance Counselor in High School but I think I have to go back to school to get my Teacher's Certification for that. I really do want to be just like
Tami Taylor on Friday Night Lights. Sad but true!!

I just heard that
many an American Idol winner just lost their recording contracts!! WOW!! A major runner-up did too (who I never liked anyways)!! Please note that I could have called that way back when they won, or came in second, as the person who SHOULD have won their seasons did not. I am of course speaking of him from Season 2, though he is a total diva now, and OF COURSE HIM from Season 5 who is the bomb diggity. Thank goodness for him, Kelly, Carrie and Kellie!! Idol might easily lose its luster if THEY weren't all so totally FABULOUS!!

I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT THE
COLTS JUST LOST!! In addition I was completely unaware of the rumors about Tony Dungy leaving until today! I SO love watching the Colts play not just because I love them but also because they air all of Peyton's hilarious commercials during the game. And I am TOTALLY OVER the Tom Brady Show. I realize he's been deemed the "Golden Boy" of the NFL, but ever since he left his beautiful and pregnant girlfriend for a Supermodel, I have NOT been a fan! So, here's to anybody else out there that can beat the Patriots (SorryKembree :) )!!

So, I'm signing off now, but before I do, take a look at this video by
Sugarland below! It might be the best video I have ever seen, as it totally makes me bawl my eyes out and I have CERTAINLY never been in the situation the song describes. It's just REALLY, REALLY good!! HAPPY CRYING...





MUCH LOVE TO YOU ALL!!

xoxo,
baxter

Wednesday, January 9, 2008

AT A LOSS...

*** PLEASE NOTE POST WAS WRITTEN LAST NIGHT & NOT POSTED DUE TO ALCOHOL ***

So...
evil won out over good this time around. It is certainly not over, nor is my date with beer. I just saw on the news that she, who shall remain nameless won because of the female 40+ vote and the Independants who figured Obama had it in the bag opted to help McCain instead, or other questions asking if New Hampshire voters lied to the pollsters to be more politically correct.



Basically, I think if this likeable guy...


would just drop out of the stupid race already, Obama will win the nomination. Surely Richardson, with his low numbers will, but Mr. I'm Going All the Way to the Convention Edwards is giving me a headache!! And now, as I listen to the pundits tell me that the reason she won was because women over 40 felt badly for her when John Edwards decided to tag-team her with Barack, which appeared to be a surprise to Obama himself during the debate on Saturday, followed of course, by the crying incident yesterday all caused older women to vote for her because they felt the boys were being "mean" to her. And they voted for her in masses...

I KNEW THAT BS CRYING ACT WOULD WORK WITH PEOPLE!!

In addition, the sad part is that if Edwards had decided to tag-team Obama with Hillary at the debate, than Obama would have won tonight. I literally was devastated tonight at this result, and I absolutely despise her and her "don't treat me like a girl unless I cry and make you feel bad for me and remember that I am one" self that I could scream! But I live in an apartment complex and don't want a noise complaint to assist in the current rainstorm on my parade so I'll refrain. But if ANYBODY, and I mean ANYBODY thinks that Hillary Clinton will be able to beat ANY Republican in the general election they are crazy. She is corrupt and has FAR too much baggage. People are OVER the Bush-Clinton-Bush-Clinton? monopoly of corruption over the last 2 decades, and it will surely take a strong and different Democrat to beat the Republicans. Even now, on Anderson Cooper (he is so hot, even though I am pissed off!!) they are discussing whether race was a factor in offsetting the polls. A normal person would be appalled at this, but I am from Tennessee where Harold Ford lost to an idiot solely because he was black...

Regardless, I am NEVER setting foot in the State of New Hampshire, because they believed a crying, wo'es me, and overdone Hillary instead of who they SHOULD have voted for. Sorry if that offends, but I seriously will not vote for her no matter who she runs against. If she wins the Democratic Nomination then I will again be in my parents good graces and vote Republican. Mark my words.

Anyway, this discussion makes me physically ill (technically not yet, give me a few more hook-ups with my beer!!) but I will not be discussing this anymore.

I would like to add, based on the fact that he has received less than 5,000 votes TOTAL in TWO primaries, what is this man still doing in the race?? Don't get me wrong, I LOVE him and I have NEVER voted against him, but do you think he is just bored because of the writers strike and looking for something to do?? I don't get it!!

anywho... i am now moving on!!

So, I would like to share my napping incident with y'all from earlier today. Well whoever said that three heads were better than one is CRAZY... especially when those heads are Thatcher, Reagan and Nelson's.....



...There I am amidst the midday nap of a lifetime, and then BOOM!!! Dogs Gone Wild was occuring in my living room!! You seriously would have though someone was trying to break in and I got a little nervous! Alas, as I bounded down the stairs from my room I found NOTHING! No dogs outside, no burglar, no people in the parking lot, no dog catastrophe going on in the kitchen... NOTHING!! Just commotion for the hell of it!

I was pleased.

I scolded to the best of my ability (ability being poor because they are my babies after all!) and returned to my nap. No sooner was I entering
REM than chaos again ensued. I can't even believe I gave it another shot, but I did. This time I swear I was amid a dream about Vinnie Chase trying to seduce me... then WHAM!! Glasses broke, a coffee table turned over, an all out three-dog-freakout was going on!! I desperately searched for reasoning behind this madness, and I unfortunately soon found out...

THE WIND

The wind was blowing hard enough that it made it sound like somebody was at the door. Nothing that would come remotely close to waking up an adult, or even a normal dog, but my kids are different. Any noise, anywhere, anytime... I mean if they hear a car door opening it is complete pee-pee-in-the-floor madness. And I was mad... like furious. I am still not sure I am over it.

I am SO completely over this day. No more news, no more barking... still got beer so it's a good thing I got such a
great movie to watch!! HaHa!!

Happy dreams to all, unless you are
Hillary Clinton!!

xoxo,
baxter :-(

PS- Do you think I could just put in "A LOT OF BEER" into my weight watchers journal & they would just calculate it?? ...Cause I lost count awhile back!!! :-)

Tuesday, January 8, 2008

HAPPY NEW HAMPSHIRE PRIMARY DAY!!

So, I made it through the night, just in case anyone was wondering! And now I'm up watching all the cable news stations with their predictions of tonight's primary results. I am pretty pleased with what they are saying so far (even FOX!!) but I have only one prediction to make for tonight... that I have a date, and that date will be beer. As in times past, this has always proven to be the best date I have ever had!!

It's kind of like a Tennessee Pictureman Picture, isn't it?! So hopefully I am allowed to drink on my meds, but don't think I'm gonna pick up the phone and go ask somebody... hell, if I survived last night this should be cake!! Besides, I have plans with my sudden insanely popular future President to celebrate his victory, of course...

SEE!! How much fun does he look like!! Regardless, I just found this video and thought it was fabulous, so of course I had to include!! If you would like to keep track of the New Hampshire Primary Results in Real Time, like me, you can do so here... FYI: Iowa had a much better website to track real-time results or exit polls at the least, so when I find one I will be back with an update :-)
Anywho.. I will be back later, but in the meantime, can I just tell you about my new FAVORITE newsanchor,
Mika Brzezinski??
She is fabulous and it's not just because of this...



... although that is just fantastic!! Talk soon my darlings :-)
xoxo,
baxter