I WAS TRYING TO THINK OF THE BEST THING ABOUT VALENTINE'S DAY BECAUSE EVERYONE AROUND ME SEEMS SO DAMN BLISSFUL, AND IT HIT ME. LIKE A TON OF BRICKS.
NO MORE VERMONT TEDDY BEARS THREE HOUR LONG COMMERCALS...
NO MORE VERMONT TEDDY BEARS THREE HOUR LONG COMMERCALS...
THANK THE LORD!!!!!
WARNING: IF I AM EVER DATING YOU AND YOU BUY ME A VERMONT TEDDY BEAR FOR ANY REASON WHATSOEVER, IT IS SINGLE-HANDEDLY GROUNDS FOR A BREAK UP. A BAD ONE. AND I MEAN THAT.
HAPPY NO MORE VERMONT TEDDY BEARS COMMERCIALS DAY Y'ALL!!
XOXO,
I'LL BREAK UP WITH YOU IF YOU BUY ME ONE BAXTER
WARNING: IF I AM EVER DATING YOU AND YOU BUY ME A VERMONT TEDDY BEAR FOR ANY REASON WHATSOEVER, IT IS SINGLE-HANDEDLY GROUNDS FOR A BREAK UP. A BAD ONE. AND I MEAN THAT.
HAPPY NO MORE VERMONT TEDDY BEARS COMMERCIALS DAY Y'ALL!!
XOXO,
I'LL BREAK UP WITH YOU IF YOU BUY ME ONE BAXTER
1 comment:
I don't any sane adult woman would want one of those wretched things.
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