AMERICA...

I WOULD LIKE TO THANK YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART FOR RIDDING ME OF THE SECOND COMING OF SANJAYA MALAKAR...

DANNY NORIEGA.

SERIOUSLY. MY SINCEREST THANKS.

I DO HOWEVER FEEL THAT ASIA'H EPPERSON AND ALAINA WHITAKER (WHO WAS ELIMINATED LAST WEEK) WERE ROBBED OF THEIR TOP 12 SEATS BY KATIE LEE COOK AND AMANDA OVERMYER.

AMERICA, HELP RID ME OF THIS ROCK AND ROLL NURSE. I AM STARTING TO HAVE NIGHTMARES.

ALSO, I DON'T WANT TO JINX IT OR ANYTHING, BUT I AM PRETTY SURE MY MAN OZZY SECURED HIMSELF A SEAT AT THE FINAL 4 SURVIVOR TABLE TONIGHT. HE'S THE BEST ATHLETE TO EVER PLAY THE GAME, PLUS HE'S SMART AND RIDICULOUSLY HOT. WHAT MORE COULD YOU ASK FOR IN A REALITY SHOW CONTESTANT.

GOD BLESS AMERICA Y'ALL!!!