I CAN'T HELP IT... I'M TOTALLY GOING WITH THE GOOD NEWS!!! I CAME HOME TODAY TO FIND OUT THIS BEYOND FABULOUS STORY!!!
YES, I KNEW THIS WAS COMING, BUT OMG IT IS ACTUALLY HERE!!! SO SET YOUR DVR'S, YOUR TIVO'S OR JUST CALL IN SICK ON FRIDAY AND WATCH THE TODAY SHOW TO CATCH THE MAGIC LIVE!!!
AS MY FRIEND WENDY SAID... "LADIES, IT'S TIME TO START SAVING UP THAT BABYSITTING MONEY AGAIN!!"... AND TO THAT I SAY "OH YES IT IS"!
OKAY, SO I CAME HOME STOKED ABOUT THE FIRST DAY OF THE NEW JOB AND THEN FOUND OUT ABOUT THIS BRILLIANT NKOTB NEWS AND I REALLY SHOULD HAVE KNOWN WITH ALL THE GOOD GOSSIP THERE COMES THE BAD.
FIRST OF ALL, ANDY RODDICK IS ENGAGED TO A SPORT'S ILLUSTRATED SWIMSUIT MODEL. HE'S 25 AND SHE'S 20. AND THEY'VE BEEN DATING FOR LESS THAN A YEAR. SO I DEFINITELY SEE THIS ONE WORKING OUT... HE'S TOTALLY MEANT TO BE WITH MANDY MOORE ANYWAYS. I GIVE IT 6 MONTHS.
SECOND, RYAN PHILLIPE, KING OF ALL CHEATERS, IS RUMORED TO HAVE KNOCKED UP THE OTHER WOMAN.
YES, I KNEW THIS WAS COMING, BUT OMG IT IS ACTUALLY HERE!!! SO SET YOUR DVR'S, YOUR TIVO'S OR JUST CALL IN SICK ON FRIDAY AND WATCH THE TODAY SHOW TO CATCH THE MAGIC LIVE!!!
AS MY FRIEND WENDY SAID... "LADIES, IT'S TIME TO START SAVING UP THAT BABYSITTING MONEY AGAIN!!"... AND TO THAT I SAY "OH YES IT IS"!
OKAY, SO I CAME HOME STOKED ABOUT THE FIRST DAY OF THE NEW JOB AND THEN FOUND OUT ABOUT THIS BRILLIANT NKOTB NEWS AND I REALLY SHOULD HAVE KNOWN WITH ALL THE GOOD GOSSIP THERE COMES THE BAD.
FIRST OF ALL, ANDY RODDICK IS ENGAGED TO A SPORT'S ILLUSTRATED SWIMSUIT MODEL. HE'S 25 AND SHE'S 20. AND THEY'VE BEEN DATING FOR LESS THAN A YEAR. SO I DEFINITELY SEE THIS ONE WORKING OUT... HE'S TOTALLY MEANT TO BE WITH MANDY MOORE ANYWAYS. I GIVE IT 6 MONTHS.
SECOND, RYAN PHILLIPE, KING OF ALL CHEATERS, IS RUMORED TO HAVE KNOCKED UP THE OTHER WOMAN.
L-O-S-E-R!!
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST IT SEEMS THAT NOT ONLY WILL JESSICA SIMPSON NOT GO AWAY, BUT NOW SHE HAS INVADED MY STATE. THAT'S RIGHT NASHVILLE GIRLS. AFTER HER NOT-SO-STELLAR POP CAREER SHE HAS DECIDED THAT COUNTRY MUSIC IS WHERE SHE BELONGS. OBVIOUSLY THIS IS A GREAT CHOICE FOR HER, SEEING AS SHE RAN OFFSTAGE IN THE MIDDLE OF SINGING "9 TO 5" DURING THE KENNEDY CENTER HONORS AMID THE ACTUAL HONORING OF DOLLY PARTON AND THEY HAD TO EDIT HER OUT ALTOGETHER BECAUSE SHE MADE A TOTAL ASS OUT OF HERSELF. SO YEAH. NASHVILLE GIRLS... YOU HAVE OFFICIALLY BEEN INVADED. AND I AM SO SORRY FOR YOU ALL.
OH YEAH, AND ON MSNBC THIS MORNING HAROLD FORD, JR. ANNOUNCED THAT HE'S GETTING MARRIED IN 6 WEEKS. I'M HAPPY FOR HIM SEEING THAT HE'S A GOOD GUY AND THEY INEXCUSABLY AND GROSSLY USED THE SINGLE-GUY THING AGAINST HIM IN HIS FAILED BID TO BE TENNESSEE'S SENATOR... BUT BUMMER FOR ALL THE SINGLE GIRLS LIKE ME WHO THINK HE'S THE WHOLE PACKAGE.
ANYWHO... I'M OFF TO A DATE WITH A FABULOUS PIECE OF CHOCOLATE CAKE AND MY GIRLS FROM THE HILLS!! ANYONE ELSE ALMOST FALL OVER WHEN THEY SAW STEPHEN COLLETTI ON THE SEASON PREVIEW LAST WEEK?? ABSOLUTELY. CANNOT. WAIT. :-)
XOXO,
I HEART JOEY-JOE BAXTER
PS- THE SPLIT SECOND THE BOX OFFICE OPENED ON SATURDAY MORNING I LANDED BOX SEATS TO THE DAVE MATTHEWS BAND/OLD CROW MEDICINE SHOW CONCERT ON JULY 4th IN CHARLESTON, SC. HOW EXCITED AM I!!! THERE IS ONLY A 6,000 SEAT CAPACITY. AND IN THE EVENT YOU ARE NOT AWARE WHO OLD CROW MEDICINE SHOW IS, ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE YOU TO THEM AND TO WHY THEY ARE SO POPULAR HERE...
PLEASE NOTICE THE OUT OF NOWHERE "JOHNSON CITY, TENNESSEE" LINE. LOVE IT!!!
IF YOU DON'T HAVE THE TIME TO WATCH THE WHOLE "WAGON WHEEL" VIDEO SKIP AHEAD TO 2:50 TO HEAR THE LINE I SPEAK OF. AND JUST FOR THE RECORD, IF YOU HEAD WEST FROM THE CUMBERLAND GAP YOU WOULD ACTUALLY BE GOING IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION OF JC. BUT NOBODY HERE CARES ABOUT THAT ANYWAYS :-)
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST IT SEEMS THAT NOT ONLY WILL JESSICA SIMPSON NOT GO AWAY, BUT NOW SHE HAS INVADED MY STATE. THAT'S RIGHT NASHVILLE GIRLS. AFTER HER NOT-SO-STELLAR POP CAREER SHE HAS DECIDED THAT COUNTRY MUSIC IS WHERE SHE BELONGS. OBVIOUSLY THIS IS A GREAT CHOICE FOR HER, SEEING AS SHE RAN OFFSTAGE IN THE MIDDLE OF SINGING "9 TO 5" DURING THE KENNEDY CENTER HONORS AMID THE ACTUAL HONORING OF DOLLY PARTON AND THEY HAD TO EDIT HER OUT ALTOGETHER BECAUSE SHE MADE A TOTAL ASS OUT OF HERSELF. SO YEAH. NASHVILLE GIRLS... YOU HAVE OFFICIALLY BEEN INVADED. AND I AM SO SORRY FOR YOU ALL.
OH YEAH, AND ON MSNBC THIS MORNING HAROLD FORD, JR. ANNOUNCED THAT HE'S GETTING MARRIED IN 6 WEEKS. I'M HAPPY FOR HIM SEEING THAT HE'S A GOOD GUY AND THEY INEXCUSABLY AND GROSSLY USED THE SINGLE-GUY THING AGAINST HIM IN HIS FAILED BID TO BE TENNESSEE'S SENATOR... BUT BUMMER FOR ALL THE SINGLE GIRLS LIKE ME WHO THINK HE'S THE WHOLE PACKAGE.
ANYWHO... I'M OFF TO A DATE WITH A FABULOUS PIECE OF CHOCOLATE CAKE AND MY GIRLS FROM THE HILLS!! ANYONE ELSE ALMOST FALL OVER WHEN THEY SAW STEPHEN COLLETTI ON THE SEASON PREVIEW LAST WEEK?? ABSOLUTELY. CANNOT. WAIT. :-)
XOXO,
I HEART JOEY-JOE BAXTER
PS- THE SPLIT SECOND THE BOX OFFICE OPENED ON SATURDAY MORNING I LANDED BOX SEATS TO THE DAVE MATTHEWS BAND/OLD CROW MEDICINE SHOW CONCERT ON JULY 4th IN CHARLESTON, SC. HOW EXCITED AM I!!! THERE IS ONLY A 6,000 SEAT CAPACITY. AND IN THE EVENT YOU ARE NOT AWARE WHO OLD CROW MEDICINE SHOW IS, ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE YOU TO THEM AND TO WHY THEY ARE SO POPULAR HERE...
PLEASE NOTICE THE OUT OF NOWHERE "JOHNSON CITY, TENNESSEE" LINE. LOVE IT!!!
IF YOU DON'T HAVE THE TIME TO WATCH THE WHOLE "WAGON WHEEL" VIDEO SKIP AHEAD TO 2:50 TO HEAR THE LINE I SPEAK OF. AND JUST FOR THE RECORD, IF YOU HEAD WEST FROM THE CUMBERLAND GAP YOU WOULD ACTUALLY BE GOING IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION OF JC. BUT NOBODY HERE CARES ABOUT THAT ANYWAYS :-)
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