Friday, March 14, 2008

OH NO THEY DITTUNT!!!

GOOD MORNING FRIENDS. I HAVE SOME HORRIBLE NEWS TO REPORT. I JUST LEARNED THAT THEY HAVE TAKEN THIS CLASSIC FILM, A FOREVER FAVORITE OF MINE AND MANY OF YOU TOO, I SUSPECT... A FREAKING CULT PHENOM THAT SHOULD NEVER, EVER, EVER BE TOUCHED FOR ANY REASON WHATSOEVER, INTO A... WAIT FOR IT... SEQUEL.



I FEEL LIKE I AM BEING PUNK'D BUT IT IS SO UNFORTUNATELY TRUE. THEY'VE EVEN HI-JACKED THE SOUNDTRACK, MORE SPECIFICALLY MY FAVORITE SONG ON THE SOUNDTRACK "CRY LITTLE SISTER" TO USE IN THE TRAILER. ALSO, COREY HAIM ISN'T EVEN IN THIS MOVIE. I DON'T CARE IF THE GUY IS A TOTAL LOSER, YOU DO NOT DO A SEQUEL TO THIS FILM ANYWAY, MUSH LESS WITHOUT THE BETTER HALF OF THE COREY'S.

THE ACTUAL "LOST BOYS" TRAILER




THE BROKEDOWN SEQUEL TRAILER



HERE'S HOPING THIS CRAP GOES STRAIGHT TO DVD AS TO NOT TAINT THE YOUNGER GENERATION INTO BELIEVING THAT THIS MOVIE HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE ORIGINAL ONE...

THIS IS A LITTLE REAL LOST BOYS TRIBUTE SET TO THE PREVIOUSLY STATED HI-JACKED SOUNDTRACK SONG THAT A LOVELY YOUTUBER WHO OBVIOUSLY KNOWS GOOD STUFF WHEN THEY SEE IT PUT TOGETHER.




ONE CAN ONLY WONDER WHAT'S NEXT. A RE-MAKE OF "THE GOONIES", "RED DAWN", "FOOTLOOSE" OR MAYBE EVEN "STAND BY ME"... SERIOUSLY AT SUCH A LOSS TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE HELL THESE DUMBASS PRODUCERS WILL COME UP WITH JUST TO SCREW EVERY GOOD MOVIE EVER MADE. FREAKING LOSERS.

XOXO,
BOYCOTTING THE SEQUEL BAXTER

PS- WHILE MY BLOG TODAY IS FILLED WITH ANGER, HERE'S TO A BIG ORANGE VICTORY TODAY!! GO VOLS!!

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